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Rizzo: (from kitchen) BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!

Rizzo: (Carrying a broom and a sack) I'll clean the kitchen hehe.

Rizzo: (sitting on the counter, turns around with cookie crumbs on his mouth, muffled voice) What do you me "keep Rizzo away fom the food", I'm not eating anything. *Burp*

(While everybody is helping out in the living room Rizzo has sneaked into the kitchen) Rizzo:Hehe, now it's time to get some food. (But then an alarm, or to put it more blandly a man in the corner of the kitchen starts sending of a honking alarm with a bullhorn) A no-prize for the first person...

Rizzo: (After setting down presents that he bought) Oh boy, I missed the last time you did this. (sings) On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me seven swans a'swimming, six geese a'laying, five goooooooolden rings, four calling birds, three french hens, two turtle doves, and a...

Me:Thank you Ed, can I call you Ed? I'd love some hot chocolate and a candy cane.

Oh well, you see, I just go under the assumption that a lot of times pets sort of inherit their owner's last name, but I suppose I could be mistaken.

Me:My stocking isn't that special, it's just red with my name written in blue on it. Rizzo's however is cluttered with all sorts of pieces of peppermint candies and jelley beans all over it. Boy, it sure is lonely with Rizzo over at Beth C's place, but at least my favorite fat cat is here. (To...

Rizzo:I'm going to do the right thing and get rid of this package so Wontkins won't get into anymore trouble. (Chucks it outside.) Now to get some of my own shopping done.

Rizzo:Well, yeah, but how did you know...

Rizzo:Yeah, Wilkins that's right, he said he wanted whats inside to be a surprise, because he wanted you to fill out some sort of survey before you opened it, but the question seemed rather odd...

Rizzo:Hey, Wontkins, drat missed him again, I wanted to talk to him about that present that I was given to give to hime, funny the guy who gave me the present had the same last name he had. Hey, monsters good to see ya, I didn't know if you'd be showing up or not, and ok Piggy, I won't mess with...

Rizzo: (enters with present) Hey Wontkins, some wierd guy with a mustache wanted me to give you this... Yahhhhhhhhh (falls into hole)

I guess I'll be Rizzo Hey all good to to see you again, where's the food? (walks off into kitchen)

Me:It was very good, I'm sorry I havent been around much, because I've been busy buying my parents Christmas presents. Rizzo:Yeah, my week was good as well. Me:How was your week?

Finally the Foobs make an appearence that was priceless ROTFLMAO:)

Rizzo: (Racing around dorms, a little too energetic) Hey, Christy, those beans of your sure are good, yep, yep, yep, yep! Me:Um, Christy, I don't think you have to worry about Animal.

Me:Hey, Kyle, maybe one of your roommates could call Biff and Sully from Sesame Street to come it to fix it?

I saw Wolfman Jack in concert shortly before he died Wolfman Jack was in American Graffiti with Ron Howard Ron Howard was on The Andy Griffith Show with Jim Nabors Jim Nabors was on an episode of The Muppet Show with Jim Henson.

This is funny, I love how you brought into play all of the Koosebanians, that was so cool.