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Awww babe I hope you have a fabiulous trip! :)

Well they say genius is madness. Or is that madness is genius? Whatever...:confused:

Woah, so does that mean Kermit's 51 now? Is it me or was the 50th birthday thing kind of...anti-climatic. Well I've been good this month and haven't actually bought anything. Namely because I haven't got any money. I did buy a cinema ticket on Saturday night if that counts.

I've just been reading over this, and I've only just realised how off-topic I almost dragged this thread first time round. I do apologise for that. :) EDIT: Oh pants, I did it again. Oh well.

I think I'd be John from Ballad Of John and Yoko, cos he's John Lennon and all that...;)

*throws over table* That's it! Come home! Now! *drives PeaPea and Drue home*

DanDan: Yes!! There there, *pats PeaPea's hand* Now about this lava. I understand it takes a long time to prepare. So while you're making it, may I request that one of your staff sing me a song, preferably wearing some kind of animal costume. But non-grape-eating animals please, we have special...

DanDan: PeaPea!! Don't you remember what happened last time we had moose on toast?

DanDan: *ahem* I'll have an upside down gravyboat filled with molten lava please. But I don't want that lava to be hot.

DanDan: Wow Drue I just love how you're clean! You know....I love a clean grape. One of my ex-husbands was a clean grape. Unfortunately I rolled over him one unfortunate night....*awkward silence*

DanDan: Wow here we are. Barstucks. I call a seat next to Drue! :halo:

DanDan: Oh my! *gazes into Drue's eyes* Whatever you say, Mr. Grape. *drives to Barstucks*

DanDan: *loud sobs* YOU NEVER ONCE WENT TO Blue Hermaphrodites'R''R'Best Friends!! :cry:

DanDan: Oh I see! So suddenly the grape comes along and I'm not good enough to be your friend, now I'm just your driver!! *loud sobs* WE'VE BEEN FRIENDS TOO LONG FOR THIS FRUIT TO COME BETWEEN US, PEAPEA! Don't you remember what Abe Lincoln told us back when we were tiny tots and went to the...

DanDan: A talking grape?? Now I've seen everything!!

You silly moose! They're on holiday! Now get back in this car, and take that ridiculous thing off your head! What is it....a parrot? Can you hear a squeal...? *pokes head out of window* Grape: Ow! DanDan: *Gasp* THE GRAPE! IT'S OK!! *cradles grape*

*runs into back of hippopotamous* Sorry Miss Carey! *drives on* PEAPEA! PUT THAT DOWN!

Grape: *squished to the road* Remember me as I was..the most beautiful grape in the world...*Dies* *tiny grape in police outfit starts chasing the lemon car* DanDan: Oh no! They're after us!! Sorry PeaPea, looks like we're gonna have to give Barstucks a miss!! *drives off*

Fem: *runs away from ordeal* DanDan: Ugggggggggggggggggggggh *faints again*

DD: Ay PeaPea, ay. F: Hey DanDan it's... DD: I'LL TELL YOU WHEN I'VE HAD ENOUGH! *swigs from bottle* F: DanDan, that's not vodka it's your spare petrol DD: Sure it is. Hey stop spinning, Fem. And you PeaPea, stop that rabbit from coming out the birthday cake on your head...*faints at wheel*