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Re: Reply I just hope they don't make it a filth-fest.

Okay, so the IMDB says Michael Caine is in the Muppet Christmas Movie... but where is he? I've scoured that film for him, and see him NOWHERE. Could someone please point out where he is? Thanks!!

*As soon as the icy cold caffinated water hits Sweetums' fuzzy head, the monster jerks upright. Crazy Harry, who still has his head in the hairy heap's mouth, goes flying across the room, splatting against the brick wall. Sweetums, however, is just fine, and to prove so, begins doing jumping jacks.*

Down with Junior!

Hey, it's better to be a prude than a skank. (Not to imply, of course, that *you* are a skank, but just as a general statement)

*Meanwhile, Sweetums is still out cold... and nobody's doing a COTTON-PICKIN' THING ABOUT IT.*

*Sweetums yells a frightful yell, grabs his foot in his hands, and begins hopping up and down, shaking the very foundation of the Muppet Theatre. Suddenly, a stray cannonball left in the rafters by a certain long-nosed blue weirdo, falls and smashes the gentle giant on the head, knocking him...

Re: okay i know there's TONs more Hmmm... I never really tought of that as Piggy being dirty, but more of her being somewhat flirtatious by playing around with the pronunciation of his name. But whatever. :)

*Sweetums catches Pepe carefully, and oh-so-gently sets him on the floor.* Sorrr-ee.

Hi... I sure would like to have a nice Sweetums avator... do you think you could help me, too? :)

*Sweetums lifts foot to see the squashed Pepe* Oops, sorry. *Using his bratwurst-sized fingers, Sweetums peels the King Prawn from the bottom of his foot and tosses him aside. Unfortunately, he tosses a tad too hard, and Pepe goes flying into Dr. Teeth's mouth, becoming jammed in the good...

My debut! *Enter Sweetums!* Hidey-hi, everyone. *Not looking where he is going, Sweetums takes one giant step forward, stepping squarely on Pepe and grinding him into the floor!*

He's not dumb! Just sweet and innocent!!!

Re: Re: Re: Treasure Island Yeah, I liked him, too! Short Round is one of my all-time favorite movie characters! (up there with Norma Desmond and the Wicked Witch of the West) However, poor little Jake Lloyd... maybe he can take some of the vast millions he made with that film and invest...

That's really cool! Congratulations!! I've always wanted that song to be a part of my wedding. :)

I'm voting for Kermit, cuz when we played on the old forum, he always won!!!!! -Sweetums

I wanna join! I wanna join! You guys can't have a club without me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -Sweetums

I can one-up you on that... I don't have a DVD player, I taped my copy of MTI off of ABC, and I DON'T KNOW WHERE IT IS!!! -Sweetums:eek:

Well, it wasn't right anywhere else without YOU guys! I was shortly at a forum for fans of Sondheim's "Into the Woods", but everyone there was rude and unkind to each other. I kept comparing them to you guys, until I finally got so fed up by their ill-manners that I left. It's good to be...

LOL, I would looooove some brocoli. :) -Sweetums