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PeaPea: No...we agreed you'd have Noel Edmonds *Noel appears in the boot of the Lemon car* ...oh, hey Noel....and that I'd have Barry Scott and Chris Tarrant. Drue: Who do I get? PeaPea: Pierce Brosnan. Drue: Really?! Hang on...isn't he married? PeaPea: Fine, you can have, erm, Madonnna!

Drue: *shudder* I don't even want to think about how that would work.... PeaPea: DanDan, you know better than anyone that Barry Scott is MINE!!

PeaPea: I got Cillit Bang for everyone I know!!...oops. Drue: Oh, no...now the surprise is spolied (!) I wondered why Barry Scott was visiting you when I was in hospital last week..

PeaPea: Oooh, can Drue and I come? We've been inside that hospital for so long, we've forgotten what the sun looks like.... Drue: Ain't that the truth...

PeaPea: Erm...no. How about Nightmare on Elm Street? I hear it's VERY festive... Drue: *snorts*

PeaPea: DanDan...I know you've been de-normalised and everything, but Halloween was months ago. It's five days til Christmas you daft turnip. But, then again, I guess we'll HAVE to watch Nightmare Before Christmas, won't we? Drue: *nibbles on radish*

*Back in Heartbreak Hotel Hospital* Drue: Hoozah! I'm cured of the whole lumpifying thing!! That only took, what, a month? PeaPea: Thank goodness we have private healthcare, is all I'm saying.

PeaPea: Drue...? Oh good grief! Nurse Elvis...why is Drue purple?! In the brochure it only said green!! Drue: Well..I like it.

PeaPea: Will there be enough room in the Lemon car for a blue and orange something, a cleaning obsessed woman, a foot and a shrunken grape? ...There's a weird sentence...

PeaPea: Orange and blue? Ouch....

PeaPea: Hey, DanDan, what's up? Oh, I see you are taking the advice of top fashionista Nicky Hambleton Jones and going back to blue - it's this seasons' hottest colour...

Security Elvis: No uncovered feet in the hospital jail! Gosh, talk about your suspicious minds...

Nurse Elvis: Take him away Security Elvis! Drue: Lump situation not getting any unlumpier!! PeaPea: Quiet, Drue. They might start singing...I've been waiting years for this!! *gets out camera and sound recorder* i can put this on the internet and finally the people in the Elvis forum will...

Nurse Elvis: SECURITY! Send this clown to hospital jail on the 5th floor. I hope you like dancing...they do the Jailhouse Rock up there... Drue: Delumpifying?!!!? PLEASE?!

Drue: Is that the nurse? Am I going to get de-lumpified now? Nurse Elvis: Drue Grape? This way please. And don't get lumpy stuff on my blue suade shoes, please. PeaPea: If anyone wants me, I'll be at Heartbreak Hotel next door.

Drue: Thank goodness...we've been here for about 2 weeks now. Hey, is this the place where the dead come back to life? *Elvis walks past* PeaPea: No, you're thinking of Lemontown Hospital, this place only clones Elvises.

Drue: Er...PeaPea? Why are my feet wet? I'm not seeping, am I?

Drue: Run...don't walk. Anyway, PeaPea, do you mind? I've lost sensation in my nose. PeaPea: Do grapes have noses? *checks grape instruction manual* ....Well, I guess they do now.

PeaPea: I don't know. I'm sure he would have been de-lumpified days ago if ti weren't for this wretched internet connection...I mean, this big queue to see the doctor. Drue: Peeps? My face hurts.

PeaPea: Drue...Drue? Now, where do I know that name? I'm sure it's a make of furniture from Ikea, rather like this giant bean bag I am sitting on... Drue: ....ow....