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Well, this summer, I planned on staying home and sleeping until noon, eating cold pizza and watching reruns of the Price is Right until I went to sleep again, but my wife and my job wouldn't let me. So I will probably go to work, work 8-9 hours a day, then go skiing down K2 while working on...

Oh... this makes sense now... you should lick her head again and send me a picture. That would cool.

Site go up. Site go down hole. Site come back. Ewwww. Site go down.

I had nothing to do with it crashing. I think it was Ken with his "This is how I got out of taking a foriegn language" comment. The system didn't like that. In related news, an airplane crashed into the Muppet Central Palisades Refugee camp today... wait, I don't remember that. AHHHHH! Tony

1000 messages by the end of the month? You should be able to get it by the end of the day with the Random thread....

You want me to work how late? WHAT? **Takes mallet and smashes a chocolate cake** You are going to give me time off later instead of paying me overtime? Arrrrgghghghh!!! **Takes mallet and throws it through the refrigerator, breaking the light** Arrrrrghghggghgh! Tony

Me, I'm into the Silly Party. Those Serious Party guys are just too............. serious.

I was once a puppeteer on a program on public access. I was also Goober the Popcorn man. I think we did 3 shows for tv and that's it. I'm also the guy who writes way too much on the Palisades Survivor game. Tony

And left will become the new word that means correct, while right ='s wrong.

<----- Silly Party Candidate Oh yeah! Food! Hey, this watermelon looks ripe. Can I borrow your mallet?

As told on the Palisades board earlier today, I was forgotten by my wife for 45 minutes at work yesterday until I called her to pick me up! ARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!! (Picks up telephone, ties the brick to it with the phone cord, and throws it back through the window it just came from at Chris!)...

As long as they never do Teenaged Mutant Ninja Turtles Babies or a N'Sync Babies cartoon... complete with baby Brittany. That is just too far.

Are we down again?

I had the great fortune to have dated a couple of ladies who were left-handed. It was great. We could eat while still holding hands, we didn't have to fight which side we were going to walk on, since my left and her right hand would always be together. Ah, it was good. I married a right...

Phone number?

I'm gonna call the powice

The way I do it is by just doing it. Put your arm up with the heaviest puppet you can find for a short while, then increase it little by little each day/week. The other "cheat" is to use your other arm (if you're not using rod arms or human hand puppets) and place it behind your head, gripping...

Is that a threat?!?!?!? Ready, aim fire! Fire!! Fire? We need an artillary specialist :( Tony

I don't know if anyone does it this way but, How about putting some kind of nut into the index finger of the puppet? The rod arm can then have some kind of screw stripping that can twist into the nut, making it secure. It would be a little bit of work, tiny and tideous, but well worth it...

(In even worse French Accent) Did you say war? We surrender! (Back in Baby Animal voice) I will back the Unwrinkled Front, for I was once a Golden Girl watcher and believe that any woman that old should not be the town hussey. I believe that this show was too fictional because 4 old...