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Hmm, reminds me of when I was still in public school, in the 8th grade, whenever we had hamburgers, they were always half brown, half red. Then the lunch ladies tried to convince us that they weren't really hamburger patties.

WOW! Too bad I won't be able to see any of this anytime soon.

WEATHER UPDATE WEATHER UPDATE! D'Snowth's Updated Daily Weather Today: Very miserably hot! High 91, with lots of burning sun early, now a sudden thunderstorm! For Breakfast: Apple Jacks For Supper: Fish

And so, hours later as the party was winding down, enters comedienne, Kathy Greenwood, much to the boo's and hisses of the non-Canadian party members. Kathy makes her way over to the punch table to find D'Snowth on the floor... KATHY: (Shakes D'Snowth awake) What do you think you're doing...

D'SNOWTH: (Still drunk) Aw, I didn't me dress, hang on, I'll just go see my bud, Klinger...but first, hey punchtender, hit me again! PUNCHTENDER: You've had QUITE enough Mr. Snowth! D'SNOWTH: Shut up and hit me again! PUNCHTENDER: All right, you asked for it...(Knocks D'Snowth out cold),

D'SNOWTH: (*Tries* to dance, while still drunk) Y'know sompin? It's a good ting That Announcer ain't here, or he'd snitch on me...

D'SNOWTH: (Still drunk) Oky-dokey. (Picks up Krazedmuppet, and falls down) Oh, what lov-e-ly car-pet-ing-a!

D'SNOWtH: (And he's still drunk...) Sure, I hope I'm sober enough to lance...er...pants...or, what was your mestion?

D'SNOWTH: Have I? No? Have I? No? Have I? No? So get your bittle lottle of MitaVetaMegaVin!

D'SNOWTH: (Drunk again) Hi ya, Lucy Goosey! Care for a drink with us...hey, where'd everyone go? Why's everyone running from me>

D'SNOWTH: (Drunk, drunk, drunk) I gotta go to da toidy! Which tree is it?

D'SNOWTH: (Yes, he's still drunk) I don't know until they hit me again!

D'SNOWTH: (Am I drunk? Yes!) "Hi yeah! Have one on me Krazed!...In fact, I'll have one with you!"

D'SNOWTH: (Yep, still drunk) "Ah, DanDan gots a new twin!"

D'SNOWTH: (Still drunk, up on the stage with mic) "You...are...my...little...chili...dog!..."

Meanwhile, over at the punch table... ME: (Drunk) Hit me baby! One more time! (Gulp) Who's up for some of this?! (Makes gestures towards himself).

Alrighty, who's still up for grabs?

Dang, is everyone just hovering around this thread right now like flies on cheese?

D'Snowth's Daily Weather Today...

OMG! :eek: BEAUREGARD ACTUALLY CHANGED HIS AVATAR! :eek:. Wow, another one. I have recently left Elizabeth Montgomery for Kathy Greenwood. How dirty can I get?