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I do that when my hair gets a little longer than usual.

I've already got whatever version I have installed onto my PC, so I don't really need to download anything; besides if I did download it then my computer would become invested with viruses and worms and then it would die.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! OMG THAT WAS tooooooooooo FUNNEE!!!

And that was one of the reasons why I was given such a hard time at another forum; once they found out I was a religious person, that gave them something else to constantly harrass me about. Even if I made sort of an edgy "out there" joke, they'd be like "uh oh, that's against his religion...

What? At least I didn't come right out and say it like "i eat muppets" did, even though he was a she.

Well, I tried to get on just now and got another "page cannot be displayed" message. As for what browser I'm using, I'm using Internet Explorer; not sure about the operating system however.

You know, for a minute there, I was pretty sure you were almost at that level.:p Lol

I highly doubt it, they recently made an insult against Christians when they learned that a parent complained about the Whose Line? episode featuring Richard Simmons.

I experience the exact opposite of George Costanza's "shrinkage".

There's already too many noodles in my opinion... and Daniel, Campbell's is your best bet for more broth.

I think it's about time I updated my list again... Food: Pasta, burgers, pasta, chicken, pasta, and uh... pasta. Drinks: Milk and water; I've serious been cutting down on milk however and it's part of the reason why I recently lost eight pounds. Fast Food Restaurant: McDonald's, I believe...

Yeah, I saw that before; it's very good AND very funny!

Seems original to me, I mean even The Muppet Movie had it.

What was the last Muppet movie to feature the original intro with the blue laser beam forming a picture of Kermit's head, then the blue buzzer forming the Jim Henson Productions logo, then turning itself into the dot of the I in Jim? It seems like it was Muppet Treasure Island that was the last...

Am I the only one who thinks Chicken Noodle Soup could use a bit more chicken in it?

Wow, a DETECTIVE! And here I thought I was going to be type-casted as a thread killer for the rest of my life!:p Thanks for the story Marty, post the chapter 2 ASAP!

It wasn't me.

Chuck Berry is AWESOME! Happy birthday Mr. Berry!

Maybe a vampire because my "victims" would mostly be pretty young girls!:p Actually, I'd be a cookie monster.