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Now here's the story of a lady and her beloved pet duck, the duck was like a child to her, she loved it so much. One day she received a wedding invitation from a friend of her's that lived out of state; so after making agreements, the airport allowed her to have the duck on the plane with her as...

My Grade 7 English teacher told us these stories (and to make them more interesting I will post them in to separate posts... There once was a highly established architect who would build big beautiful houses that were worth a lot more than the cost it was to build them in the first place; a...

Reminds of a McDonald's commercial where a customer was relating to his girlfriend breaking up with him to a female employee. EMPLOYEE: Women... (picks up his McGriddle sandwich) are like McGriddles... (starts eating it) sweet on the outside... (takes another bite) and everything you ever...

Please stop posting in my thread, we are not even suppose to reply to each other.

I think it may be just a simple coincidence.

I've learned that after helping my dad with excessive yard work yesterday that I can safely say I've done my work-out for that day, today, and maybe tomorrow...

The day the Canadians are up to something is the day Antarctic returns to being a tropical island.

Hey buddy, my girl's Canadian, so don't go dissin' the Canadians, boy!

So now we're putting ads in the personals eh? Okay... I'm a suave handsome son-of-a-gun, 6'4'' slick dark hair, big blue eyes, huge pecks, firm muscles, and a gold tooth. *D'Snowth's nose grows fifteen times its normal size*

Hey, jediX, you're back... again! How the heck are ya?

I've got issues, and I don't even have to look at naked pictures of my mom. Okay, this thread has really turned even more disturbing than the subject of the disturbance...

I was never allowed in their club; I WAS however a former member of the "He-Man Club".

After watching The Little Rascals, I'm convinced that a "clud" is "a group of bubbies who stick together no matter what!"

D'Snowth's Daily Weather -10's (highlight to read) -0's 0's 10's 20's 30's 40's 50's 60's 70's 80's 90's 100's 110's Today: Ah, it seems Mother Nature is on my side again! High 45, with overcast skies. For Breakfast: Capt. Crunch again. For Lunch: An M&M Sonic Blast (don't...

That reminds me of how my mom is always talking about one of the joys of being married is getting to see your spouse naked, and that she tells me "when you're married, you'll jump for joy seeing your wife naked". I just hope my wife is Kathy Greenwood... did I just say that out loud?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, sounds like Prawnie's letting his inner Pepe get the better of him, lol!

I THINK I may have mentioned this in the past before, but I don't think any of us have actually delved into the subject, so I thought I'd dig it back up... Is anyone else besides me a little puzzled by the fact that Curly Bear is already talking (sort of) and walking after only three years...

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You know what one thing is I hate? Whenever girls are harrassing guys and they relate the situations to their moms and their moms are always like "aw she's just doing that because she likes you!"

Here's an amusing story... I know a girl who's friends with my best friend (they've known each other so long they consider each other to be brother and sister). She and I became friends too, but there was never anything going on between us, we were just friends; so I want to know WHY my mom...