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Nah, that little pipsqueak is such an idiot; she obviously doesn't get out much if she doesn't realize that there's several celebrities out there who have fans who have the hots for them. I think she's just trying to get me worked up with that whole "I just showed this to Kathy, she hates you...

I know, YOU told that one to ME!

You know, they say Ostrich has less fat, but you eat more of it.

Wellp, that's your typical summer where I live. "Summer" feels like it starts around May or so (which makes sense since school lets out then), mid-day highs range anywhere between the low 70s and low 80s; it always seems like summer is always in such a hurry to get here! By June, the highs...

What do you mean "where is the summer going"? ! Summer is hanging around, watching a football game, having a couple of beers, having one night stands, having a couple of more beers, hanging out at the burger joints, and... basically, it's STILL hanging around, and it doesn't look summer will be...

Huh? Now, you're confusing me!

Very hot today, but it MUST have been SLIGHTLY cooler today, because Tommie seemed to be doing better today. High 106, with more burning sun.

Besides, why would Kathy hate one of her fans because he or she has the hots for her (that's right, lotsa gals out there have the hots for her too)? When Kathy did an interview with NOW Magazine in Toronto nearly a decade ago, you know how one way they described her was? Sexy. Heck, two years...

Aw, that show's AWESOME!

You know what's one of the nice things about MrsPepper? She's never in a salty mood! *Cricket chirps* *Headslap*

That seems logical too! I never could get people to like me! Well, with the exception of you guys since you all are my friends... but yeah, not too many people are fond of me...

Yeah, that's it... she's bitter! Why, I bet she's really Denny Siegel posing as a know-it-all little girl from Canada who doesn't like for people to think Kathy is sexy, because of Kathy taking her spotlight after she was fired from Whose Line Is It Anyway?, and now to this day, she's still...

Pretty much the same today as it was yesterday.

Hmm, you somehow look somewhat vaguely familiar, but I can't quite put my finger on it...

BOY, I'd hate to tell HIM one of our jeeps was stolen1

*Radar slowly comes to* Oh, not so fast ma, I'm getting car sick... I... Hawkeye? Hawkeye? ! HAWKEYE! I've been looking for you and Colonel Potter, we're bugging out, and one of the jeeps was stolen, and I had to walk the whole way, and Klinger was hiding in the bushes, and I got to the aid...

RADAR: (Mumbles) Maaaaaaaaaa, I already moved the dune... MP: He's a little groggy, he said something about coming all the way down here looking for you and Colonel Potter because of a bug-out, and he just passed out. RADAR: (Grogg) Uncle Ed, did you pass out the invitations to my birthday...

While looking for another thread of mine, I came across this one and felt it needed to be bumped. So BUMP!

Reminds of how Father Mulcahy's original nickname of Dago Red was dropped because even though it's the name of the sacramental wine he got drunk from in the novel and movie, apparently "Dago" is a insulting word for an Italian (kind of like how "cracker" is an insulting word for a white man, or...

*Does not get it*