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Reminds me of those days where we had this old lunch lady in elementary school who could NOT resist pinching my cheeks. For YEARS, I would try to avoid her little habit, and when I heard she was getting ready to retire, on her last day at school, I let her pinch my cheeks.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEAHHHHHHHHHHHH! LIKE LIGHTNING! EVERYBODY WAS FRIGHTENING! AND THE BADN STARTED LEAVING! 'CUZ THEY ALL STOPPED BREATHING! YEAH! YEAH-YEAH-YEAH-YEAH! AND THE MAN IN THE BACK SAID EVERYONE ATTACK, AND IT TURNED INTO A...

SNOWTH: MAN! EVERYBODY'S wanting to keep me away from that little angel! CHARLES: Ah Alex, may I have your hand once more?

PEPE: Jou are a shure negotiator... I bring jou d'booze, jou hand over de womens, hokay? CHARLES: I'm a Winchester, a WINCHESTER... PEPE: And I am King Prawn, hokay? CHARLES: The Cognac? PEPE: Oh, si, si... uno moment, hokay? *Runs* CHARLES: *Chuckles* One born every minute...

Oh come on now...

SNOWTH: Well, actually, to him, he think's I'M the one stealing HIS girl... what are you looking at? ALEX: Oh, nothing... CHARLES: *Scoffs* This punch is absolutely dreadful, don't you have any hundred-year-old Brandy? PEPE: Oh, but this is a family forum, hokay? We don't serve an of...

ALEX: OW! SNOWTH: Sorry, two left feet you know. ALEX: Then why did you even come here in the first place? SNOWTH: I already told you, and I don't chew my cabbage twice... you ain't heard the last of Ernest T. Bass *Chuckles* ALEX: Oh you silly noodle! *Meanwhile* SIMON: May I...

Breakfast: Same as yesterday. Lunch: Chips and dip. Supper: Pasta. Dessert: Jell-O.

SNOWSEPH: Yeah, kinda... CHARLES: Excuse me. SNOWSEPH: Oh, sorry baldy, she wants me right now. CHARLES: "Baldy"? You pathetic little twerp, do you realize to WHOM you are speaking to? I am Charles Emerson Winchester III! SNOWSEPH: Joy to the world. ALEX: I'll see you later...

SNOWSEPH: Oh, hello! ALEX: What brings you to this lovely ballroom this evening? SNOWSEPH: I was wanting to dance with that little cutie over there... *Jeanette tries to sneak out again, until Simon shows up* SIMON: There you are! JEANETTE: S-s-s-s-simon...? Wh-what are you doing...

JEANETTE: Oh please, the only one on this planet who has the ability to turn accents into a talent is David Ogden Stiers! CHARLES EMERSON WINCHESTER: David Ogden Stiers... David Og... where have I heard that name before? ALEX: *Chuckles*

JEANETTE: Yeah, well, you say that to just about everybody... you know what's so oxymoronic about you? You always ridicule every Tom, Dick, and Alvin who you claim don't any talent... but, just out of curiosity, do you think YOU could do any better? Do you think YOU have any talent? SNOWSEPH...

*Snowseph carried Jeanette back into the ballroom* JEANETTE: Will you please stop kissing my knee, I DIDN't skin it! SNOWSEPH: Okay... *Starts kissing Jeanette's cheek* JEANETTE: Oh, will you PLEASE stop it! SNOWSEPH: Alright, alright, fine... *Starts dancing with Jeanette*...

SNOWSEPH: Noooooooooooooooooo! No Miss Miller! No Miss Miller! JEANETTE: Miss Miller? *Begins sneaking out of the ballroom* SNOWSEPH: NO, SHE'S GETTING AWAY! *Breaks free from Squeegee* DON'T GO! *Jeanette begins to run, but she trips over her shoelaces just as Snowseph runs up to her and...

What in the world are you doing? And WHY are you dressed like THAT? !

JEANETTE: See what you did? You killed this thread! SNOWSEPH: But I just BUMPED it! JEANETTE: And you killed it at the same time. SNOWSEPH: Well, I WAS once a thread killer! JEANETTE: You don't say, I saw that show before... a little too... well... "campy" for my tastes, but then again, I'm...

I'd have to wait and experience this for myself before I could actually give an opinion about all this. But you all know me, I don't like change, so...

I bumped a three year old thread, and kill it at the same time!

Mmm... *Snuggles Squeegee* First time a girl ever told me I was adorable!

On a daily basis.