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Cool! Just like Alan Alda!

A trio of female convicts are running from the police, one brunette, one redhead, and one blonde. They all seek shelter in a nearby barn, but since there was really no place for them to hide, they each ducked behind sacks of potatoes, just as the police entered the barn to search. The...

You're Italian?

Must be. don't even know of anybody down here who actually celebrates St. Patrick's Day.

Huh... and knowing how absolutely bonkers teenagers are in Knoxville, you'd think I'd know what you're talking about. Nothing like that has ever happened down here on Mischief Night. I've never even heard of it before, lol. Now April Fools Day, yeah, but not "Mischief Night".

The night BEFORE Halloween? I don't get it...

It's on YouTube as a matter of fact. I'd post the link to the video, but it has some colorful language in it, and I'm sure Count would remove the link, lol.

I take it you've had issues with kids messing with you care before on Halloween? ;)

As for the dating thing, Greg Proops did a hilarious little bit about how Bush is always bragging about "9-11"... and the rest of the world not knowing what he's talking about, because they think he's talking about November 9th... what was so bad that happened on November 9th?

Well, there's a few factors to that... For one thing, the value of the American dollar keeps decreasing all the time. At this rate, experts predict that the American one dollar bill will be COMPLETELY worthless in the next eight years. All this, meanwhile, other countries' dollars keep...

Wouldn't be easier for all of us if we all just stopped demanding money, and just simply purchase what we need without paying for it? People actually are stealing what they need because they can't afford it... remember back in the summer when "gas thefts" were big in the news? People actually...

Of course it's a conspiracy! EVERYBODY has said extending Daylight Savings Time has been of no help, or use whatsoever!

"The Eccentric Mayhem"? Dude, that's my FAMILY!

Oh bullcrap, it's going in the 60s on Halloween! Ain't no way 60s is "too cold". It's certainly too warm to wear a sweater!

Yeah, we're a-workin' on that... it's difficult to do since we're living paycheck-to-paycheck now.

We were SUPPOSED to fall back this past weekend, but the government says no, it's this upcoming weekend.

Because all landlords are crackpots. That's all there is to it. But, good news, the notice on our door wasn't TECHNICALLY an eviction notice, they were just reminding us we're late with our rent.

Wellp, now we're being evicted from our apartment in three days. :grouchy: :grouchy: :grouchy:

Yeah, I mean, look at German Shepards? Canadian Geese? African Elephants? New Jersey Rats?

Nope. No Great Pumpkin for Linus. Sorry.