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If a pen goes missing in my house, more than likely my mom took it... that's the way she is, she's always walking off with other people's pens.

Well, three years ago, I was part of a trio of RPGers where we eventually gained supernatural powers... not to brag, but I had super-human strength... I could life a queen sized mattress with three people sitting on it over my head with ease... my signature weapon was this huge hammer like you...

That's what I was about to say.

Why do little old ladies at rock concerts wave cigarette lighters around?

Good Lord, I saw that on Rachael Ray's talk show once... she was interviewing a food photographer... gee whiz... I mean, they showed her sitting there, at a work table, dumping out boxes and boxes of corn flakes or whatever, and using a pair of tweezers to go through EVERY SINGLE INDIDIVUAL CORN...

Even better, we'll attract a lot of Canadians that way! :excited:

*Blows noise maker* *Waves flag* Hooray.

I can't believe it... Here it is, the beginning of June, the beginning of summer, and the temps are only in the low 70s today... not only that, but the same can be said for tomorrow, and in the next few days, we're looking at low-to-mid 80s for highs... I can't remember the last time anything...

If we didn't have any standards around here, just image the crowd this thread would have if we started talking about naked ladies.

I must say, I recently registered an account myself, and have contributing as much knowledge as I can think of.

He's an actor, been acting for YEARS but only recently finally got recognized for it by winning an Oscar. Some of his roles over the years include Dusty from Twister, Truman Capote in a biopic about the author, Count from Pirate Radio, Avrakotos from Charlie Wilson's War, to name a few.

Phillip Seymour Hoffman is awesome, yet everybody acts like he's annoying... why?

Matter of fact, there are... I want you to run by the store, and grab a loaf of bread, a container of milk, and a stick of butter; then I want you to run by the dry cleaners to pick up my shirts, they should be ready; then I want you to stop by the post office and pick up any mail there may be...

Judge for yourself...

Well there's another Ernie and Bert insert from the 80s I believe: yet another Ernie keeping Bert awake all night, involving the balloons they got at a party (Ernie wanted to set them free); the sketch ends with Bert running into the other room, where you can hear him screaming his lungs out, as...