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Ry, If you grew your hair out, you'd look a lot like Paul Williams. :D -Matt

GMMC: 8 UF: 4 CB: 2! HA HA! The UF hath grown in size, but the GMMC has DOUBLED THEM! BE PROUD MEN (and WOMEN!)!!! Chris - Your Sarcastic Command Officer position stands, and you have been promoted to Admiral. I want a full fleet of sarcastic remarks fired ASAP! Nate - You are First...

*Thinks he's being stalked by a deranged Golden Wars soldier* Cripes Soldier, I'm givin' up on you! You nearly dismantle my army in the other thread, and now, look at the dogs! LOOK AT THEM!! ARE YOU HAPPY ZACK?!! :) -Matt

GMMC: 4 UF: 1 CB: 2 Chris! You are in charge of First Guerilla Bomb Squadran, First Division. The enemy makes some very sarcastic remarks during war. Your job is to intercept enemy sarcasm, and to fire back sarcastic remarks in FULL, UNMIDIGATED FORCE! Suit up man! Civilian Bo! Nice to see...

pssst Rations Expert Dog...STOP FRATERNIZING WITH THE BYSTANDER!!! And yes, I am still quite angry about the Pez insodent. Don't you know the enemy is reading all of this?! You're making us look like fools man! FOOLS!! ;) -Matt

GMMC: 3, UF: 1, Civilian Bystanders (CB): 1 Bystander Kristin! You are in charge of Bystander Unit. If any other people come in just to watch the war, you are in charge of them! So...sit! And...uh...ENJOY THE CAKE!! :D -Matt

YOU STOLE MY DOGS?!?!?! That's it...no chili fries, no fajitas, no NOTHING! I'm going to the local Mexican place and buying just enough for ME! THIEF!!!! -Matt

NEVER SEEN THE GOLDEN GIRLS?!?!?! Eh...well...you are my Road Dawg...but, eh, uh... Oh fine! Just take some darn cake already! ;) -Matt

Well...I think I'll wait a while...I'm gunna go get some nachos or somethin...you want anything while I'm out? That is, before I launch me full-scale fierce angry attack...thing...at you? -Matt

Its ice cream! With the little crumbly chocolate crumbs! YUMMY!!! BUT! No one can have any until they go to General Discussion and Join the GMMC in the Golden Girls War Thread! GO! JOIN! NOW!!!! :D -Matt

BOOOOOOOOOOOOY!!!! Just go sit down in the troop lounge. AND DON'T BREAK ANYTHING! Jeeze...I ask fro soldiers, and this is what they give me... (hehe, btw - Section 8 is military code for a soldier who "cracked under pressure" so to speak. In other words, someone who went nutsy koo koo...

*BUUUUUTCH!!!!* I sent these dogs to boot camp for 3 months to become fierce and *this* is what I get back?! Grrrr...we'll forget the dogs, I'm going to attack in a quick second! No not this one...no...give it a while... -Matt

DON'T GO SECTION 8 ON ME SOLDIER!! If you'd like a reassignment just file for one! Cripes, we haven't even gotten into a full-scale assault and already I'm getting fugazi's! -Matt

GMMC: 3, UF: 1 Jamie! You are Major Technical Commander of the First Ground Infantry. Our troops need cool graphics to keep them entertained. It is your job to see that they get them! Get to work on that...I'll be dining with Zack if you need me. See...now my General Cantus avatar has even...

HEY!! :mad: They may be small but they're fierce!! -Matt

Troop Stat: GMMC - 2, UF - 1 Zack, you are in charge of rations. I want to make sure our troops are fed properly. Being that as of now it's just you and me, I'll take a Porterhouse, medium-rare, with mashed potatos and a Coke. Safe ground would be just where you are, behind the walls of...

It is time to take sides folks. Kye and his troupe of anti-GGers have organized. IT IS TIME TO STAND AND BE COUNTED! I am the President of the Golden Militia of MuppetCentral (GMMC). If you wish to fight for what you know is good, decent, classic comedy, I besiege you, JOIN ME NOW! KYE...

Oooooooooh man, ya done it now! I'd check the General Discussion forum if I were you BUCKO! -Matt

You DARE defy the guidance of the mighty CANTUS?! *releases the attack dogs* ;) -Matt

Em - Take a step back, take one deep breath, calm down. Now, let me tell you what you just said: "I have no idea which is better news. The Christmas Movie on DVD or Saved By the Bell on DVD..." Now, do you see the problem here? You do? Gooood good. No taunting needed. hehe :D -Matt