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I have a cousin named Megan who is the source of all things evil. You people sure are night owls. All the posting goes on, in my time, between the hours of 11:00pm and 6:00am. On a personal note, today was Freshman Friday, so to speak. I have a big F on my forehead, supplied by some random...

Wow, did you have to put it out and everything? That happened to my friend who leaned over her birthday cake too close ( the same one who got stuck in the locker ), but it was only minor. How'd you get the fire out?

Wow. I can't believe they outlawed long hair. Reminds me of a certain Pink Floyd song brought up a few moments ago. So...Ed doesn't appear to be coming back...do you guys want to know the answer? Or shall I keep this information and use it for evil?

Ooh, so sorry you were locked in your locker. :o That happened to my friend once. We were seeing if she could fit, and we were about to open it when a teacher walked by. We didn't want to look like we were lollygagging or whatever, so we just shut it and leaned on it. Then the teacher wanted to...

...Has anyone else developed an RHLC 6th sense? I always check the thread on the exact minute someone posts. It's happened, like, four times in a row. Just happened. It's weird. I thought so too. He used to have this cute long hair, and now he's got this five year old boy style. But it's okay...

This hippie at our school. He cut his hair, and I got mad, but he's still cool. We just started high school, so we have open lunch, and today he yelled "Too the licquor store! That-a-way!" and pretended to run away. Got a few weird looks from administrators. ;)

Ooh, that song always comes on at, like, 1:00am on oldies 100 and always freaks me out. You know, it being late, them sounding like zombies...yeah it don't take much to freak me out at 1:00am. By the way, I remembered, that same kid also brought one of his world studies tests up to the front of...

I know the answer, since I cheated and looked on google, but I'll let Ed answer. It's a good one, though, so I suggest you stick around for it. :)

There's this kid in my class who freaked out the art teacher once. She was a substitute, and she had to pass out a quiz that asked us the several elements and rules of art, and this kid wrote "ART HAS NO RULES" in big letters over the entire test. She didn't know what to do, so she sent him to...

That wasn't tasteless at all! I mean, it was, but it was funny anyway. :D Ha, great Kiki. Way to scare the art teacher. :D

Ha...I'm only 14 so I don't get it, but I'm sure I'd think it was funny if I knew what you were talking about. Ah, praytell. Please do. :)

Cause if they were round and yellow, they'd be lemons. Wocka wocka. I swear, it sounds corny, but when I first read it, I laughed for like ten minutes. I still don't know why, perhaps it was too much sugar.

That's amazingly contradictory, yet still an apt description. ((I'm in the middle of my English Vocabulary homework, in case you couldn't tell. ;) )) Why are alligators green and flat?

Ha, I remember that joke Skye. I believe it was Groucho Marx or something. Like, you say you can guess the person's number, if the person does these things: 1. Pick a number 2. Add 2 3. Subtract 4 4. Multiply it by 7 5. Subtract 21 6. Now close your eyes. Dark isn't it. I used to pull that...

M'kay. So there's a turtle crawling along a busy intersection, and he's mugged by two snails. When the police officer asked the turtle if he could identify the muggers, he said "I don't know, it all happened so fast!" That's my two cents.

Of course you may join, if I may speak for the others. Three whole pages last night. Wow. Wonderful stories, Amanda, by the way. That last one is so extraordinarily sad, but they're all awesome. Thank you so much. Lonesome Road, they played that at Belushi's funeral. Now I'm rully gonna have to...

Ha, the orange juice and entemmenns weren't enough evidence to confirm that? But yeah, I remember that now. Heh, that book was cool. Now it's all...scrambled. Thanks for posting the quote, or I would have completely forgotten. :o

Love your avatar, Teheheman. That show is a work of art. :-) Oh, and I'd like to add Jim Carrey or Bob Zmuda to my list.

Mayeb one of us could "slip" and accidentally post forty repeats of the same message? Oops? :crazy:

What?! What?! Really?! Okay, clearly, I'm gonna go have to take a second look. :eek: EDIT: I can't believe I missed that before! Ok, well now I absolutely cannot wait. 20 minutes of wonderfully muppet goodness. Oh, and that picture ain't half bad either. ;)