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Bear, Bear Go away, don't come back another day. Bear, Bear Go away, don't come back another day. Bear, Bear Go away, don't come back another day. Bear, Bear Go away, don't come back another day. Bear, Bear Go away, don't come back another day. Bear, Bear Go away, don't come...

Listen Kermit is not here yet so we have to plan somthing. Hm, How does this sound. Opening number, introduses guest star, Dr Teeth and the electric mayhem, my all new song and dance, Fozzie's joke time, Vet's Hospital, Chef cooks up some senery for animal, then we all go hame glad that the...

(Note: Write the chef in English and we'll all pretend he is talking chef) Where is that banana peel? *slips, throwing clipboard* *Stands up* Wheres the clip board now? *clipboard hits him on the head* Oh. So we have got several acts now. Dr Bob Pigs in Space and...

I voted bear and I am starting a chant: Bear, Bear Go away, don't come back another day. Bear, Bear Go away, don't come back another day. Bear, Bear Go away, don't come back another day. Bear, Bear Go away, don't come back another day. Bear, Bear Go away, don't come back another day...

*Throws Rizzo a dime* Go and get some dang Jelly Beans. *Gets out from under a canon ball* Would you believe that. Hey what are you doing you stupid oga? Whay are you lying down. We've got a show to put on.

We all went to finish our Fompmouse Fomping, but now we have Fomped right back to Fomp in a Fomp full of Fomp. You know how I mean) It's like the fomp of fomps, or the fomping fompering fopmingdale from fompyland. Get it. Fompa, Fompa!!!

I can't believe that Kermit is going before the Bear. It's almost enough to make someone cheat.

Sorry. KERMIT!!!!! We need some help here. Sheeesh, Now where was I. Oh yes, Vetinarians hospital with everyone ecept me Pig's in Space, the invasion of the canonballs. What does that mean? *Canon balls crash through the celling like a meatioritw shower.* Help!!!

*Beauregard walks in with clipboard* And so we have... *Steps on Pepe* Wha... *Trips on Rizzo* Help... *Bumps into Dr Teeth* OH... *Crashes past him into Floyd* Sorry... *Jumps back, hits into Crazzy Harriy* Watch it... *Steps on Sweetums foot*

Come on we have to get this show done. Kerm isn't here and we're running out of time. *Clock runs past* OK. Introduction to todays special guest Beauregard. Song by Beauregard. Comedy Sketch, Beauregard and Fozzie. Beauregard sweeps up the mess of the fruits and vegetables...

What are you talking about, people like the muppets in Europe. Anyone I talk to has, maybe, seen Muppets from space and Treasure Island, that's it. And one of my friends thought I was basing my Gran puppet on Gonzo. (It is based on Miss Piggy) Anyway. I now have the Beaker, Pepe, SC, and...

He said start again so that means we can use all the old ones again right? 'Darth Nator'

I think that might have been from a Uk skit on TMS.

What? Oh here you go. *throws bannannannanna peel to Sweedish Cheif, but it misses and hits the floor just behind him* Now I must get tonight's show ready if no one else will.

What the heck are you talking about????

It'll all be alright on the night.

This is never going to stop. (The round I mean) *Gets down on knees* Please Mr Cantus Sir, *Bows to the floor* Can I join in again? *Looks up expectantly* I'll let you join me on Koozbine. *Glint of hope comes into one eye* I'll arange transport to get you there *Sits...

Oh dear. Everyones going off. How can we put on todays show? OK. Time for Beauregard to do somthing. *Slips on banana Skin* That'll do.

This is a Muppet News Flash, According to the clock the winner would have been chosen by now and we just have to wait and see who has won. *Kermit Bust falls on his head* Here we go again.

Thanks Phill. I was woried for a moment because it didn't apear on the home page like it did before.