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Heh, okay, so a monkey, a rooster and a porcupine walk into a bar...the monkey orders a banana shake, the rooster orders a worm shake, and the porcupine orders an orange smoothie. After the three finish, the bartender hands them the bill. The monkey looks at it, hands it to the rooster. The...

A circus owner walked into a shop to see everyone crowded around a table watching a little show. On the table was an upside down pot and a duck tap dancing on it. The circus owner was so impressed, he offered to buy the duck from its owner. After some wheelin' and dealin', they settled on...

"While My Guitar Gently Weeps" - The Beatles

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

I got a new shadow. I had to get rid of the other one. It wasn't doing what I was doing.

I wrote a song, but I can't read music so I don't know what it is. Every once in a while I'll be listening to the radio and say, "I think I might have written that!"

Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a boat. The driver turns to her friend and says, "you know, it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!" The other blonde replies, "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go...

A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner. The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes home and dyes her hair black. The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk says he doesn't...

"Pretty Ballerina" - Left Banke

"She Has a Way" - The Byrds

"You Showed Me" - The Byrds

"Dead Flowers" - The Rolling Stones

"Lazy River" - Bobby Darin

"Walking the Dog" - The Rolling Stones

I had the pleasure of appearing in You're a Good Man Charlie Brown as Schroeder. I would have to say it was hands-down the best show I have ever been involved in (that's rare coming from me...I'm very harsh on myself when it comes to productions I've been in). It's a great little show...

Count me in as another who felt there didn't need to be a Joker origin story in The Dark Knight. I didn't want to know where he came from, or how he got his scars, etc. Again, I'm not a fan of the Burton/Schumacher films...never cared for Nicholson's Joker, and Tommy Lee Jones's...

And how about that wacky Caligula? Now that dude was one ka-crazy cat!:batty:

Mr. Bonham's Wild Ride?:eek:

Golly gee, the 50s sure were swell! Mom used to vacuum wearing heels and pearls, but I don't know why she even bothered...our house was always spotless! Good ol' dad used to come home from the office and relax by sitting in his easy chair, reading the evening paper and smoking his hand-carved...

...not to mention good music from the likes of Led Zeppelin, Alice Cooper, the Ramones, the Clash, the Talking Heads, David Bowie, The Who, Elton John (hey, Goodbye Yellow Brick Road is one of my favorite albums!), Creedence and Crosby, Stills & Nash, among others...;)