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How many elephants can you fit into a taxi? Three. One in front, and two in the backseat. ... How do you tell if there's an elephant in your refrigerator? By the taxi out front with two elephants in the backseat. ... How can you tell if the light inside of your refrigerator...

Kim: It sure was nice of Ed and the Count to invite us all to dinner at Friendly's last night, wasn't it? Betty Lou: Sure was! I'm glad Tosh and I got to play with Rosita and Prairie Dawn, too. Gillis: *mumbles and turns over in his bunk* Betty Lou: Boy, what time did he come in last night...

Kim: *ignoring the drama as she peruses the menu* Hmm, what to have, what to have... I think I will have the turkey melt, with a cup of Navy Bean soup on the side. Betty Lou: I'd like a BLT, please. No mayo on it, though. Boober: Just a bowl of radish stew for me, please. Kim: *sighs*...

anytimepally, I wasn't able to get a look at your complete list before the YSI link expired, but I gathered that you had these from other people's request lists. So could you please send me: Paul Williams & Gonzo - I'm Going to Go Back There Someday Lily Tomlin & Scred - I've Got You Babe...

Kim: Gillis, we'll see you back at our room later? Gillis: Mm-hmm. Have a good time! Kim: You too, Gil. Give my best to Brio! Tosh, Boober & Betty Lou: Have fun on your da-ate! Kim: *shakes head* Kids. *to the waitress* Diet Dr. Pepper for me, please. Boober: Tea; Earl Grey if you have...

Kim: Dinner sounds like a great idea to me, Ed. Where do you want to go? Gillis: Actually, I'm going to have to take a rain check on that. Kim: Huh? Oh, yeah. *grins* You've got a date tonight, haven't you? Gillis: *blushing* It is not a date! Brio and I are just getting together for...

Not very good? TM, are you fricking kidding me? That has to be one of THE most beautiful fan tributes to Jim Henson I've ever seen. At least in the top ten. Tom Jones' song (which he composed only a few days after Jim's death) by itself is heartbreaking and beautiful; your video makes it...

Boober: ...but why do they call them 'Girl Scout cookies'? They're not made from Girl Scouts... Kim: Because they're sold by Girl Scouts, Boober. Hey Betty Lou, Tosh! You got a note! Tosh: A note? Betty Lou: I wonder who it's from. Kim: Looks like its from Prairie Dawn. *hands the note to...

*Boober walks into Room #19 with a basket of laundry* Kim: Hey, Boober. What's the word in the halls? Boober: Seems they're passing around Kathy's walker for everyone in the dorms to decorate. Gillis: Doesn't she need it to help her walk, though? Kim: Well, she does have Rosita and Prairie...

Kim: ...did we miss something? Boober: Around this place? ...Probably. Betty Lou: Lemme check... *sticks head out the door* Well, its all quiet now. So I guess we did miss it. Kim: Dang. I hate when we do that. -Kim

Kim: Okay, you guys ready to head down to the pool? Roomies: Yeah! Tosh: Kim? Can we give Boober our present early? Kim: I don't see why not. Boober, front and center! Boober: What is it? Can't it wait until after the party; we're going to be late! Again. Kim: Nope, sorry, it can't...

Kim: Well guys, should we go hand out our Secret Santa gifts? Boober: Yeah, before they send out a lynch mob or something. Tosh: Boober! *smacks him* Kim: (dryly) I'll take that as a 'yes'. All right, go get your presents, and we'll split up and give our gifts. Then we'll meet back here...

*In Room 19 Boober, Betty Lou and Tosh are all in bed already* Kim: Wow, I can't believe it. They're all in bed already. Gillis: Well, we've all had a long day; they're tired. And they are just kids, after all. Kim: Well, fuddy-duddy, what does that make us? You're definately not qualified...

Kim: I just delivered our present to Sadie, guys. I think she's going to like that "tea-for-one" teapot and the box of peppermint tea we got her. Boober: Kim, can we wrap our gifts today? Kim: Which gifts, your ones to each other or your Secret Santa gifts? Roomies: Secret Santa! Gillis: It...

Kim: *hauling a small artificial tree out of its box* So glad we decided to go with a miniature, pre-lit tree this year. Betty Lou: No offense, but the one you had before was kinda puny. Kim: None taken. How's the garland hanging coming, guys? Gillis: *stringing garland on the ends of the...

Kim: Okay guys, do we have everything? Betty Lou: I've got Beth's gift - a ceramic mug, a box of assorted flavors of hot chocolate and a bag of those little marshmallows. Tosh: And I have Nora's - both volumes of The Complete Works of Sherlock Holmes. Gillis: Let's hurry; I don't want to miss...

Boober: Oh no! Both Nora and Beth have a birthday today, and we didn't get them anything! Kim: At ease, Boober. We'll go shopping this afternoon; I've got to get a gift for the library's Christmas party so we'll pick up something for Nora and Beth too. Gillis: Who did you get for your...

Kim: That was some Thanksgiving last night, huh guys? Boober: I'll never understand why you Silly Creatures like to eat that much. All you wind up getting later is indigestion or heartburn, or if you're really unlucky, food poisoning. Betty Lou: *feeding her turtle* Nice to see you're so...

Wow! Well done, to both you and your mother! That's going to be a nice addition to the Quilt! -Kim

Each person is different, so you choose the way that's best for you. I know it took my family a bit of time to get over the deaths of our dogs. I think the thing that helped the most was getting another dog. We know nothing can replace Pepper and Ginger just like nothing will be able to...