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Velcro Rama forever! No Christy, I think you forgot to mention that fact.

GAME MASTER: The electric mayhem bus pulls up in front of the Witch Doctor's hut deep in the spreading jungle. Vines hang down from thick trees, and overhanging branches above. Dark green moss covers the ground, walls, and roof of the hut. The window-pains are cracked. Light seeps through the...

Thanks for the cereal Count. I love that brown crunchy stuff. *shouts to Beaurgard* Don't get any ideas. I like my room just as it is.

Vic, once again. Maybe you don't like your user name, but I think it's great. Some other's here changed their user-names a while back and I totally don't recognize them anymore.

:cool: Hippy Bath Day, Dude :cool: You've become a great part of this forum very fast and I enjoy reading your posts a lot. Thanks for everything, have a great day. beauregard

*enter singing, dancing somewhat exploding pink mackrels with yellow eyes and purple feathers*

NO FAIR! NO FAIR! Me, a. not old enough. b. Not in America.... Oh well....

Gee. Where's Luke Skywalker, R2D2 and C3P0?

Beaurgard: In celebration of our newest guest, I have painted our room, Red! Me: *covers eyes* I want some serious help.

Speaking of which, did you hear about the actually amazingly clever blonde who managed to invent a solar flashlight?

Naturally I was mearly assuming. But blonde does suit you, no?

Hey, guys, guys. Remember what Skeeter said. These tools can be dangerous. Animal, don't use them on Fozzie's head. Fozzie, if you read the jokes now, maybe it'll be you that can't move. Okay, people. Let's get back in the bus and head for the jungle. Uncle Deadly *shiver* if you have a...

Did you know that blonde hair flowing in the wind only makes you look kind'a, well, *cough* I have an excellent idea. Let's change the subject.

If you've been here since forever and a day, that must mean I've only been here since forever cause you was here befoer little old moi ever arrived. In fact I'm probably still a newbie to the likes of vois.

Er, Boss. Um. Look, let me put it this way. My sister is...well...she. Kermit. How would you like to have the rights to a movie on the Muppets searching the African jungles for a missing wild gal?

Hey, Hi Kermit! Back, Animal. GAME MASTER: The Muppets enter the airport, having now picked up Kermit too. They pull open the saftey deposit box... Now, as Game Master I'm going to take a moment to delve into the contents of the saftey desposit box and give you each a weapon. These weapons...

What do you mean: "Unless someone wants to add to it?"

I havn't seen Dark Crystal at all... ...and I'm feeling thick today from being ill over the weekend and can't think of a decent come-back line...

GAME MASTER: Sorry. Didn't see your post. Yes, you can join. Just read the last five pages (shouldn't take you long) and hop (see that pun there) right in as Kermit, cause we've been saving him for you.

Yeeeeah! *hopping up and down* Here's my top ten list: Beauregard (though I realise that's a. and obscure character, and b. probably hard to make) Swedish Chef Count Von Count Newsman Sproket