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:sing: Hippy Bath Day, dude! :cool: *hands out cake, nand ice cream, and little trangle cucumber-sandwiches withtheir crusts cut off* Enjoy!

By the wy, Ryan, it's great to have you around so much again.

Ditto, that. But, Hi and welcome anyway! *evil laughter* Welcome to the mad house! Mwahahahahahahahaha

*enters the kitchen* *sees talking babys* *leaves the kitchen* *sees Uncle Dan-Dan* ...I think I'll take my chances with the babys...

*waves hands in 'calming' motions* I think I have to go see a phyciatrist. Er...Mother! Somebody...

*shouts to kitchen* Mother! The baby's are trying to say something. *to baby's* Just stay calm. Caaaalm. Your mother will understand.

Yes, I am your father, so watch it, or I'll coem down strict on you, and you know it...ooooh, they are soo cute, with their little chubby checks, and their googly eyes...er...yes. You may call me Sir....and their soft, soft hair...and a little dimple in their checks...er...yes. Anyone for a...

Er, honey, are they talking about the Yak? What do you mean, play with him...er...what...me? Um...hello babys.

*gets up* *grabs Dan-Dan by the underpants and propels him out the window* *smacks hands together* Did that do the job? Now that your sister is out the way...er...why is that baby looking at me like that?

There are none, except Jim Henson: the Works, and No Strings Attached, and they arn't really about him.

*father opens on eye* Mother? Is it just me...or does our life somehow seem strange to you? (And, if Vibs is happy with the fairy thing, I am too. It's a good idea of yours, godmother)

Or...ELMO with devil horns!

Muppetites sound like a pair of Muppet stockings. Muppites is pronounced, "Mup-ites" and rhymes with "Pub Bites"

*faints* *SMACK! Hits head on the corner of the chair* (on a side note, what do you people say we have a vote on this fairy thing? We already have quite a lot of magic in this thread, and it meant to be a kind'a normal family. I'm happy to have one of the baby's be a fary, that could be...

*enter onslaught stage left* Dispite what you say, this news did come as a major let down to me, and, persumably, others.

*smacks Dan-Dan's hand* We don't eat family members!

(Side note: Ok. Cool. So let's just keep the affair outta this, even though it could have been funny. This is a family forum.)

*watches Christy slam the door* Did I miss something? Oh, it's you is it Miss Sugarpants, you upset my wife you'll be out on your feathers in no time...er...just the time it takes to call yacky down from upstairs to throw you out. (Please note, Sugardbritches, this is no slight against...