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  1. Beauregard

    MC Fourm Awards, SPEECH!

    Cow: No, no, no. Victor Henry Makelsbridge, esquire. Vic is far, far too commen. Father: Get his cow out of this thread!!! Me: Get back into your own thread yourself! King Agrippa: Boo! Do I not get an award for the best vilian? Me: No, that goes to Scooter101 Father: Or the...
  2. Beauregard

    Destination: Home

    Weird....pussycat....does it work for me? -- Interprited for the creatures one up from mice: Mewoerd! Me! Work for Mew?
  3. Beauregard

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Bo: Thank you very much. Beau: Is he insinuatingly tha we are commen? Bo: I don't think so...he was being helpfull. Beau: Oh. *blinks* O-kay. After dropping of clothes, they head for the commen room... Bo: I'll get us some tea I think. Anyone else want some? Beau: I'll have some. Does...
  4. Beauregard

    "The Moppet Family..."

    *crunch* *Looks back...* Can you get that horn out of the car roof please? That's patent leather seats....watch the hooves! *sigh* Where did I pick up these weirdoes? Ah! Hello Mr Cole. Can you keep them in some kind of order back there?
  5. Beauregard

    "The Moppet Family..."

    O.......kay. Let's go. Mr Cole? Are you coming? *everyone who is coming gets into Mr Moppets (miraculously restored) car* Please put on your seat belt..I mean, theres no way I'm going to crashing into trees or anything, but, just in case.
  6. Beauregard

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    *arrives back with a selection of clothing, etc, pilled high, plus bags on every arm and..foot* *mumbles* Bo: Can someone open the elevator? Beau: Escilator? Bo: No, elevator. Lift, lift...int eh uk, it's lift... Beau: Lift what? Bo: Lift elevator!!! Beau: *looks into camera* Does he...
  7. Beauregard

    Destination: Home

    Why thank you, Count My friend. Pussycat, Pussycat, where are you? -- Interprited: Meow...oh kibble! *gobble* EDIT: P-u-s-s-y works not either....*resigned sigh* Edit 2: With no space, between ***** and cat...it works.
  8. Beauregard

    "The Moppet Family..."

    Sure...well....I would never turn down a crust of bread to a boy-next-door/friend in need..or would I? Well, maybe your pets could offer to do the washing up..wait...is that hygenic?
  9. Beauregard

    Why is the MC clock 10 minutes fast?

    Who said that? Was it you or the voices in my head? Wait...um.... I am crazy. __ Interprited for the members of a species lower than dogs: Meowho said Mew? Purrvet voi meow Purring in my braimiew. Mewo...um... I am crazy for cat-nip!
  10. Beauregard

    "The Moppet Family..."

    *steps out the office* Ah hello there Boy-Next-Door-Kyle-With-Yak. How are you today? *pats boy-next-door-kyle-with-yak's head and walks on* MR Cole! Wait up. We were going toinvite you for lunch with myself, nany, the twins, and, I believe you met the Fairy God-Mother. We can either go to...
  11. Beauregard

    Mikealan's skit with Harvey Kneeslapper Take 1...

    Harvey walks up to Elmo witha U behind his back... Harvey: I say, do you love me? Elmo: Elmo loves everyone. Harvey: HEhehehe, but, do you love me? Elmo: Sure, Elmo loves everyone. Harvey: Hohohohohoho. But, do you love Me!!! Elmo: Elmo already told you. Elmo loves everyone. Harvey...
  12. Beauregard

    Matt Vogel & Mighty Weaklings on iTunes

    Thanks for the news SS! You know we do appreciate having you around. Will be taking a look at those sites. Beau EDIT: P.S. They have the coolest band name ever...:)
  13. Beauregard

    The Moppet Family pics

    Excellent. I am dying to see Dan-Dan! He ahs to be one of the coolest of our mad group. Some of my favorite lines were his, "Can you pass the severed leg of lemonade?" Bea:zany:{We are all mad here}regard -- Interprited for the foor-footed female feline fellons. Exmeowlent! Meow, er...
  14. Beauregard

    Muppets Big Brother

    HPDJ, Does every space have to be filled before we play? I don't think we'll find people willing to play Annie Sue, Wanda, or Yolanda. Sorry, but you won't. We could just leave them out... __ Interprited: M.E.O.W. Mewo everymew purrfect me purrlay? Hiss, meow find mewmeowp meowing to...
  15. Beauregard

    ROLE PLAY GAME Rules and Q&A

    Oh boy me can hardly wait! So, is there a certain way we want this story played out? Would you like to be all on a quest as in Search for Skeeter, a journey (Muppets in Oz) after a criminal, or solving a crime? And together, or seperatly? Beau -- Interrptied for all cat-lovers...
  16. Beauregard

    Paging Scooter101!

    I am so dreadfully sorry Mr Count sir...you have been hog-swazzled....
  17. Beauregard

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Beauregard and Bo Regard arrive home from an extended vacation, and arrive at the front desk with no lugage. Bo: I am afraid it all got stollen, including our room key. do you have a spare? Beau: I only left the luggage for one moment...on the esculator, I turned around at it was on the...
  18. Beauregard

    MC Fourm Awards, SPEECH!

    No, no, no. Whatever owns the Cows! The Cows!!!
  19. Beauregard

    Favorite Celebrities

    I see no reason for an actor to be gay for a guy to admire him, so I'll name my fav actors too.. Actors: Owen Wilson Chris O'Donnel Ben Afflick Samuel L Jackson Gene Hackman Actresses: Sandra Bullock Jullia Roberts Meg Ryan Ashley Judd Wionda (sp?) Ryder -- Interprited into...
  20. Beauregard

    Destination: Home

    Oh, Mr Galt. Wait till I get my hand on you, you mean...old thing. Oooh, I will give you so much pain that you will become my paniac. I'll make your knees freeze, and your liver quiver. Oooh, you...you... -- Interprited for the kit-cats: Hiss, hiss, scratch, spit, hiss, spit...
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