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  1. Beauregard

    Ack!

    TA, don't get an audio version of teh book (well, you can if you want, lol), but I would HIGHLY recomend you track down a CD version of the Radio Series. It is the best version of HHGTTG that there is.
  2. Beauregard

    Muppets Big Brother

    But...what? I am tee-toe-tal (sp?) I don't drink. I kissed a shrimp for this? Wait till my family finds out...
  3. Beauregard

    Muppets Big Brother

    *munching cake* I made the cake for my nephew's weding. It tasted nicer, I must say. But you can't expect a Pig to do a Bear's job.
  4. Beauregard

    Fan Fic - And what is on the other side...?

    Good lord! She finally stopped nagging! EDIT: Only kidding Lisa. If you hadn't kept nagging, I would never have finished the story (and I will, I promise). Ok. In this moment of dispair (which you all should have been expecting, as I did post hints, see: The ticking. The clock in the...
  5. Beauregard

    Destination: Home

    *smug grin* Oh I do hope you are satisfied with the newest scene I added, Lisa. I just knew it would make you smile with relief and think, "Well, that's alright then. I'll stop nagging for a bit." *evil laughter* On the other hand...oh, did I mention that I am away for a month???
  6. Beauregard

    Muppets Big Brother

    Why, that Big Brother seems a little mad all of a sudden. Oh, and, Prawny, are oyu gunna kiss me, or what?
  7. Beauregard

    Fan Fic - And what is on the other side...?

    Note from Beau: This post containes disturbing elements. Do not go here if you do not wish. Stop, go back..please....do not witness what is yet to come... 3 minutes. Rowlf held the head-lamp steady while Bunsen deftly attacked the machine. He seemed to know exactly where to prod, where...
  8. Beauregard

    Muppets Big Brother

    Ooc: Well...Fozzie, you have been voted off. So you can't be here. The Count is just being charcters that appear and dissapear. I don't know what HPDJ's thoughts are on you doing the same, but certainly FOZZIE Bea himself can no longer be in the house.
  9. Beauregard

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Beau: *wonders over to the scrabble board* Why not just use a pencil if you want to write words....*blinks and wonders away* Bo: *to Neysa* And so then I said, Why not the Koala Bear? But no one got it, you know...*sips drink*
  10. Beauregard

    Fan-Fic: Muppet High

    I love these Comentries! Your Gonzo bits are very funny. Especially, "Camilla, if you're reading this I think we'll have dinner tonight."
  11. Beauregard

    Muppets Big Brother

    It's not time for the cake yet! Can we skip the I do's and get this over with? *lifts veil*
  12. Beauregard

    Fan Fic - And what is on the other side...?

    "Awaken Beauregard. Awake. You must hurry. Wake up." His eyelids twitched. He moved his head. His cap slipped ever so slighty to one side. "Beauregard, listen to me. I need you to wake up now. Forget Mrs Nancy. Forget the color of their hands. Awaken. Awaken. Awaken." His eyes opened...
  13. Beauregard

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Beau: Hey, bo, I wonder when Lisa will find her surprise guest outside her door. Bo: Shh, keep down about it. Beau: So-rry. *whispers loudly* I wonder when Lisa will... Bo: Zip the lip. Be still your flapping lips. Silence in the ranks. Beau: Say wha? Bo: Be quiet. Beau: Oh, I see.
  14. Beauregard

    Muppets Big Brother

    Why, yes, sir, I think I certainly do. *puts arm around Pepe* Your turn baby.
  15. Beauregard

    MC Person of the Month

    *pours champaine over Vibs* Oh hang on...this is a family board... *shakes up a bottle of lemonade and pours that over Vibs*
  16. Beauregard

    "The Moppet Family..."

    *arriving back at work* It sure is raining some...I'll be surprised if we don't have floods. Now, I got a Z, it's in a pockets here somewhere. *hunts around* Ah, yes, here it is. *pastes the Z* Ahh, now is says, "SuZ." Let me just cut this An from the word, "Andrew Loyd Webfootedtoes" and...
  17. Beauregard

    How's the weather where you are?

    What? *tears welling* No...banana sketch? Weather: Hot, then rainy, then cool Breakfast: Three slices of toast Dinner: Meatballs, yum! Tea: Um...what did I have? Oh! Yes, appleturnovers and cream and icecream, Mmmmmm... Whether: To be or not to be, that's the questian.
  18. Beauregard

    "The Moppet Family..."

    *lifts Lion-head knocker* Hello Mr Cole, are you in? *door opens* *sees book in Mr Cole's had* Ahh, perfect. I'm looking for a Z. Can I borrow that a moment. *takes Destiation: Home, flips through, cuts out a Z* Ah, perfect.
  19. Beauregard

    Muppets Big Brother

    Sam! You ruined it. *smackes arms again legs* Right. Organist, start over. Everyone, stay in palce. Fozzie's Ma is coming through. *exits, enters again* He'll make me happy, etcetra, and so on, and he'll be the reason my heart can sing, except I sing out of tune....
  20. Beauregard

    Is it time for Kermit to retire?

    Kimp, I finally got what you are saying. You sare saying, if you don't mind me paraphrasing: You don't want Kermit in the new productions, becuase Kermit is so Kermit that you don't want him to join the dumbing down, and the colapse (should there be one) of the new Muppet Show? And, Fozzie...
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