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Mildred: You are a very british britisher, no? Me: Yes. Mildred: What did you think of Prince Charles marrying Camilla? Me: I think Gonzo will be jealous...

Waldorf is very violent, I find. He does a double chop to Crazy Harry's neck one time. And regularly hits Statler. Way ta go Wal!

I havn't heard of one, so, feel free. I'd like to see a site like that.

Happy-happy-happy birthday to the funniest guy I know! :o - Me? No, the tower of humour, Harvey! :sing: Hippy Bath Day, Dude! :sing:

And for the Great Mupept Caper? *gives Mrs pepper the evil eye* Also, do you want the Human sung Love Led Us Here? Not by Kermit and Piggy from the credits.

Beau: *floating like a cloud* Hmm, hmm, hmm, la, la, la.... Bo: Er...Beau? Beau: *whistles* Bo: Um...Beau? Beau: *sings* Bo: Stop! Beau: *dances* Bo: This is freaking me out...*leaves* Beau: Hey, wher'd he go?

Strangely there is no Muppet Morsel about that....It jsut sticks up somethign unrealated. But it seems that Geaorge is holding...Hugga Wugga himself.

X3! X3! I just hope that new director doesn't ruin yonder movie for us. I am a little disterbed to hear about the Sexy-new mutant that is a new charcter they added to the plot. I hope they don't take her too far, like Poisen Ivy in Batman. Beau

I can certainly get these for you, if you provide moi with an h'email address. Beau

This morning I spotted a beauty in a purpley-pink strolling towards me across the At the dance room floor. I tossed Janice aside, for my love is now Mildred. That Announcer, D'Snowth, you can have Janice.

Watched 18 episodes now, and have decided I am in love with Mildred. She's a darling, really, she is. So classy. Why did they get rid of such a charmer?

Indeed. However, I love these reporters! It's a very great way of intigrating them all. I fear for your big-house team, as they don't have so many people to compete, but, judging from so far, you will solve that problem with stylel and pinash.

Well obviously he'd edited teh pic, you silly. This is what it looked like originally: here BEa:zany:{Forgvie me Vic, lol}regard

Good. This is good. We know imediatly in no uncertain terms that something bad is going to happen, but, then Kermit picks up the leaflet and, is cheerfull. Phew! Maybe we were wrong..nope. However.... My love! Yes, George, Mildred, and Beu in the opening...YeyeyeyeyeyeyeY! All my...

*from his bed, Father hears the sound of engines* *rubbigns leep from eyes* Did, was, could be, habba, dream? *flicks curtains aside* Vic....in a car....saving Kyle...oh, no... *heads to the twin's room* Guys...guy, girl, I may need a teeny peep of assistence.

Me: Mildred, would you mind if I popped the questian? Mildred: No, do go on. Me: Ok. *ulls a pin and pops a horse-riding-baloon* Mildred: I don't get it... Me: Popped the equestrian. Mildred: O-oh. Funny.

Me: And, Quick Step... Mildred:...to the left to avoid your great toes. Me: Sorry about that. So, you know much about dancing? Mildred: One, two, three, slide. Me: I agree, it's all swings and roundabouts to me.

*dead pan* You have Got to be joking...

Mildred: I think someone de-railed their humour. Me: That joke seemed engine-eered. Mildred: Yours was worse. Me: No! Mildred: Oh, yes. Me: *swings under chandeliers*