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You bunch of moaners...ours still be twice the price!!!

Yeah, sorry about that Count, but it's all written in Screenplay Format, and that's the way it's been done. Thanks for all the coment s guys, more coming today with lines from Floyd, Chef, and Rowlf, and a development of a plan!

Oh my...forgive me Bacon, wherever you are... I love my love witha mop... I love me love with a mop, When we dance, he makes me hop, For he steps on my toes, An' crashes into my nose, And really I wish he would stop. Dahdaah!

*cough* Mr Cole? Oh, I thought it ws you. yes, no problem, Mr Cole. They are free to stand on the furniture at any time in my house. What is mine, is there's. Hey, put that ornament down Mr Canolli! Sorry..weding? Here? Who...?

INT. CAFE - CON'D PEPE walks up to them. PEPE So what are yous going to order, ok? KERMIT Can we all have a shake? PEPE What flavours? FOZZIE BEAR I’ll take a honey. RIZZO Er cheese please, hey that rhymed. Did you hear that Gonzo? Cheese, Please. I’m a poet and I didn’t...

SCENE 5 OUTSIDE CAFÉ-SAME DAY The café is on the outskirts of Vegas. It looks a bit shabby. The sign is creaking and reads, ‘Pollywog café. Owned and run by The Electric Mayhem, for lack of anything better to do.’ The door is falling off and assign is hanging on it saying, ‘Go round the...

*hands water to Don and tea to Jones* Now, did you want to sit someplace?

More Muppet vs LV up!!!

Ok. An extra scene due to popular yelling. __ SCENE 4 INT-KITCHEN-DAY The kitchen is slightly messy. There are joke books on the counters and there is a phone on the wall. EMILY BEAR is fussing around the kitchen. EMILY BEAR (To camera while cleaning the mess) I'll tell ya...

Trivia for the day: The opening song, out of interest, was entirely by Super Scooter. And trivia 2: Salmoto wrote the entire first scene, except the exchange with the penguins.

So you did! So you did! And I finished it in the end too!!!

Mr Don! How nice to see you? What's the occasion? Cup of tea? *frowns at Mr Jones* Glass of Water?

SCENE 2 (Note: Opening credits fall over this scene.) EXT-SUMMERS DAY-OUTSIDE KERMIT’S HOUSE-BIRDS SING KERMIT’s house is a bright house that looks very much like the boarding house from MUPPET’S FROM SPACE. It has a front lawn with a path through the middle of it. On either side of the...

Indeed, thanks to vois nagging! Now I must go format some more for you.

*to twins* Shhh, you'll wake...yourselves...

They will almost without a doubt have a cute human kid in the story, Fozzie, it's the way of the times...

*upstairs* Where the heck did Vic go? *grabs teh telephone* Hello? Yes? No... Oh! Yes! Sorry, yes, with an O. Moppet. yes, this is our house or I wouldn't be answering the telephone. Yes? No, certainly not. We don't hold functions in our building! No, nor our garden either. Certainly, no...

*dips toes* One second. *dashes back to camp to don bathing cap*

It's finally up! Here: http://forum.muppetcentral.com/showthread.php?t=22191 Scene 1 and more to come.

The Muppet's Vs. Las Vegas SCENE 1 The camera pans slowly across a crowded casino hall. A pack of rats in sailor outfits occupy one table with a real goldfish in a bowl playing, naturally, Go Fish. On another table, CHIP is the dealer, LINK, SCOOTER, POPS, J. P. GROSS and various human...