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  1. Beauregard

    Swaehb! Swaehb!

    Well, naturally, if you're gunna take someone hair for ransom, you gota take all of it Ryan...sheesh...do these newbies still know nothing of MC ways? *nibbles on some scented envelopes*
  2. Beauregard

    ~ Muppet Musique ~ (Updates)

    Wow...and wow...and what can I say! These are amazing songs I have wanted for Years!!! Thank you SyBri! *pardes SyBri around the forum on shoulders*
  3. Beauregard

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Beauregard: Have you seen my... Bo: Bobo, can you pass me the wrench? Beau: Did anyone... Bobo: This one? Beau: Has... Bo: No, that one. Beau: Oh, that one. Bo: No! This one! Beau: Can you... Bobo: Right. here. *hands wrench* Bo: *mends sink* Beau: *confused*
  4. Beauregard

    Muppet Central...return...

    Excellent point, Jedi, with established Role-Plays, such as Mupept Dorms, and MopFam, you should get permission and understand the game before you join them otherwise people's fun is going to be changed into argument. Now, let's go out and try it again. :p ;)
  5. Beauregard

    "The Moppet Family..."

    Father: Jack you little...oh, Miss Jones, how, er, nice to see you again. Would you mind taking your...er...craft out of my...helm?
  6. Beauregard

    Muppet Central...return...

    Hey Guys, I've been reading around and I thought I should add my thoughts about the recent, "Crazy Posts" epidemic. Be careful... If you're a crazy poster who muffins threads, be carefull which threads you muffin! Try not to offend people in doing so. If the thread is, for example...
  7. Beauregard

    Watter cooler talk

    Thanks, Kimp.
  8. Beauregard

    Watter cooler talk

    Agreed, Jedi. When this thread first went off topic, it went into a hilarious Water-Cooler-Oricale thread, after that it was turned into some totally nonsence...which I wouldn't have minded, however, for you (kimp) to then start on us is highly irregular. I'm sorry, but it is...
  9. Beauregard

    This holiday season...

    OMG! It's returning THIS WEEK!!!! *runs in circles*
  10. Beauregard

    Watter cooler talk

    Office Worker 1: No, no, no, you see, the role-play is you are Office-Worker 2, and Fishy is the Water Cooler. Oh, now we'll have to start all over again. Back to your plces everyone.
  11. Beauregard

    "The Moppet Family..."

    Father: *on a boat* *sings* Give me sunshine...all the while...*thunder, rain*...*sings* I'm singing in the rain...no, stop, I am not singing at all. For goodens sake don't let teh twins hear this... -- Hevej: *hears the twins* (EDIT: OOC: Welcome to Luzy/PeaPea real-life-fiend of Dan's...
  12. Beauregard

    Swaehb! Swaehb!

    Then I can steal his hair and hold it for ransom...
  13. Beauregard

    The 5ive Present: The Muppet's vs. Las Vegas

    True...there are..simeralities. :p My fav line: "But salad is very good for you, ok." -- Scene 38 INT-MUPPET NEWSROOM MUPPET NEWSMAN is behind his desk reporting. NEWSMAN This is a Muppet News Flash. Kermit the frog has escaped from jail it is said that he had the assistance...
  14. Beauregard

    Swaehb! Swaehb!

    Shame on you! *gathers binoculers, and spy equipment, and starts setting up some place I can watch everything you do, so I know when to hide*
  15. Beauregard

    The 5ive Present: The Muppet's vs. Las Vegas

    I'll give you guys a minute to catch your breath here...
  16. Beauregard

    The 5ive Present: The Muppet's vs. Las Vegas

    Scene 32 INT-JAIL CELL GONZO is on his own in a jail cell. Gonzo trying to escape by turning his bed into a catapult and catapulting himself into the wall getting a bent nose. CUT TO GONZO rubbing his thumb on the bed. GONZO (to camera) Hey if I rub it long enough it will...
  17. Beauregard

    The 5ive Present: The Muppet's vs. Las Vegas

    Scene 30 INT. CAFE CLIFFORD, PEPE, ROWLF, DR. TEETH, FLOYD, JANICE, ZOOT, LIPS, ANIMAL, LEW ZELAND, & BEAUREGARD sit around a table with a walkie-talkie sitting in the center of it. In the background GEORGE THE JANITOR sweeps the floor. LEW ZEALAND turns to BEAUREGARD. LEW Hey...
  18. Beauregard

    The 5ive Present: The Muppet's vs. Las Vegas

    SAL Well I told you it was bad news but... ROWLF What do you mean? How could the frog be lying? SCOOTER Why do you think he's been lying? JOHNNY Well, I was out a few nights ago and I got to talking with my, um, contacts and they tells me that Kermit was framed because of what...
  19. Beauregard

    The 5ive Present: The Muppet's vs. Las Vegas

    Ok...I'm gunna post more, but I don't have the time to give it the formatting treatment...so...Be happy!
  20. Beauregard

    "The Moppet Family..."

    Father: *drives motor boat* *wazoom* *chugchugchucu* *whoom, whoom* Moppet: Stop making those noises will you. Father: The sound effect team have the day off...
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