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Fairy G'marm! I've just been cooking toast...for, the kids naturally...how have you been? I sware you've been gone on the old flutter-tread mills, becuase you are looking thinner than ever, not saying that you were fat, I mean, you may have been plumper, but not...Can you look after the kids on...

Well, naturally, nothing but the best live muppets are brought in to fill those awkward moments of silence.

Well, then there's Rosa...she tried to rescue me from that dungeon, you know, but I had to refuse her my charms. As you can imagine that was quite hard for her to accept. I say, have you seen that Dog of ours anywhere, this toast is quite burnt.

And what do you do as a living Jack?Besides *polite laughter* engaging in vraious affairs with frequently changing women...by the way, how do you do it? The moment I look at a woman she either tries to kill me, marries me, or both...

Ahhhh! *screams* Mags! Oooh, I hate me. *hides* She is so full of character...that I even forget her name...:rolleyes:

*pours tea* Jack, want some tea? By the way, those friends of yours really are nice company, I asked your bos where he got his money. he said he hurt people. Now that, I said, was a joke to die for. "It probably is," he replied. He really is funny that Con Danoli.

Mrs Pep, if you feel the need to throw-up on the table please...oh! Wait! Excuse me. I agree, it would be cool to be able to donate, on the other hand, those who want to donate already could, by e-mailing Phil or whatever...

This is good stuff! I really like it, indeed I do. Clever use of B and B! And Pepe, and tehNEwsman, h'okey.

Ahem, you dids't not answer mine questian!

Nice to see you around Miss Brithchez!

(Keeping you updated: I don't know the details, as I said, and I know she had been planning on retuning and bringing more characters...but, she told me that she is never coming back, so I think we should giver her character a little closure, but the plan I have for doing so leaves an opening for...

Hey, I cn't believe I missed the lipstick chapter, h'okey! I was maye the funniest yet! And any chapters with Mit are simply...well..amazing. She just wants onto teh screen and jou starts smiling, h'okey.

*laughs* I agree with you!!!

Oh dear...you see, it's no pets. Your furred friends may need disguises...*looks at Jack for some unknown reason*

Ahh! Right, sounds good to me. Hmm..I think there are certain Muppet Monsters who will get on well with Mr Hulky.

(OOC: This is a very important announcement: I have heard directly from Christy, and she is never planning on returning to MC...I have decided, with some other MopFam players, on a good exit for her which I will post after the New Year celebrations. Expect more details soon. I have no decent...

Yes, please, very much so Nanny Ming. I say, that sounds Japaneze...or Danish...sorry, lost my thought track. Yes please Mingstone. if it won't be a bother. You know what a tea strainer is?

OOooooh! That one to you, Vic. *flips over scoreboard*

*stares at Jack* *stares at Dan-Dan* *stares at Mingostone* You dropped your sister/wife for my brother/sister? Tsk tsk. Talk about dependability....

Not in this home, you'd need a chapel, a minister, a special family marage licence...