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Father: *to Mr Cole* A cab? A cab? You blasphemous heathen. It's a taxi, brother of Christy, a taxi. Have you no manners. *marching out of the airport* Oh, and kids, grab the luggage will you...*waiting at the side of the street* Oh Taxi! Hello, yahoo! *waving* *taxi goes by* Darn blasted Cab...

"Tea for two" and backwards "Two for tea." Wait...taht still makes perfect sence...let's tr that another way: "Tea for two," and backwards, "Owt rof aet." And yes, this post was brought to you by the letter T and inspired by a Muppet Show sketch involving a dog and a boomerang fish thrower.

I once thought of an equivilent...unless I heard it somewhere? "Two bananas are walking down the road and they slipped on a person's skin." *tumbleweed*

Hehe. Nice one. "A bad day hair." *wonders what deeper meaning that may have*

Beau voice: Ri-ght. Never, sorry. I thought maybe it was a reference to such though... So...Details! Did you walkt far? Were you found in a cupboard as my sister was one time?

Oh my word!!! Gonzo is dead...oh my danish butter...ROBIN!!! *crying*

The Phantom of the opera had similar problems... (Masking tape, wocka wocka!)

It's no problem! Like I said, it's great that some of us are keeping faith in them :D

*tries not to think about the results of Fozzie trying to unstick something...* Fozzie: Ahh, what is this a secret communications device? Bunsen: No, that's scotch tape...

Too true, too true. Hey, that sounded rather like Dr Teeth actually... Anyhow, back on topic, if they read this thread often I know I would be afraid of trying my hand at any of the old voices, let alone the more loved ones, but I won't deny that I should like to see people. Even if it's...

No problem Mr Ziffel, sir, and I got your PM and I'll take a look around for you. Thanks for your support everyone, by the way. See, to me, seeing the purposefully incorrect and weird Capital system is like seeing graffiti on our club house walls, and I certainly want to get down to soap and...

Oh how scarey!!! But...a glass of Warm Ed? That's rather...disturbing.

It's a quote from Muppet Treasure Island, meaning something along the lines of, "Mmhmm..." Just kidding with you though, dude.

*stareing out the airport windows* Wow...it's great to be home. See those there kids? They are english words! That one says, "Luggage." Yup. That's english! And there is a word on taht case saying, "Do not drop." Yeah, on that broken case. And then on that bright yellow case is the word...

Allright Muppet Writer, what format do ye have them in? Or are they just posted on MC and not on file at all? Beauster

Al-right, I am now sitting in bed eating slightly burnt (*ahem* Caramalised) popcorn and reading this story! Note to Emmet: Try not to fight with toasters...

Well, I am talking about Super Muppet and Baba, to be totally honest. And, Red Dude, I admire your talent for judging the good about people, but they have said themselves that it is they "style" and that they refuse to change it. I tried PMing Kevin but his PM box is full. They just seem...

It means you post in it to bring it back to a.) the top of the page, b.) to have a "unread posts"-ness in it. In this case, it was, "Have people forgotten about this thread! It's fun! Eat bagels!" Bea:zany:{regard}regard

Can I throw it at people who simply will not mend their writing despite a multiplicity of people asking them?

Ooh, off topic, you have a nice Janice avatar! And *not laughing, honest* an interestingstory.