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*turns to Jack as Vibs* Vibs, try not to panic...I am your father...

Wait...oh, bother me! I meant (of course) Katherine (Right?) who performs Mokey...

Which explains the guy falling down the stairs... On a serious note, have we heard yet whether Jerry, Dave, Karen and Fran are coming back?

Father: *still in a sexy woman's body* Jana? Is that you? Can you hel-, actually, wait, ignore that. You don't have the magic to get me out of this fix. And don't come into the kitchen! It's slightly strange in here... (OOC: FM, you are right, Jana isn't magical but she can channel magic from...

*laughs* Nice to see Guy Smilie back. And clever ending.

Father: *as Mingostone* That was...not mine....Jack! This house is G rated, not R rated! I won't have you standing in my kitchen proclaiming to be in love with yourself, don't you realize how wrong that is? If you were my daughter I'd certainly have something to say about that kind of behavior...

Father: *as Miss Mingostone* Miss...er...Father can I borrow your phone...er...Jack, what are you talking about? *is rather unphased about it all* *takes off Miss Mingostones handbag* Er, it's just wrong to wear that under the circumstances...

Father: *taking deep breaths* Reasons to panic, I am trapped in a woman's body with long legs and...er...plucked eyebrows...I may never get out...Mother could get home at any point...Miss Mingostone has my body and if she eats glass I may have a little indigestion... Moppet: Reasons not to...

Father: *suddenly in Miss Mingostone's body* Mother, do not come home just now... (OCC: For clarification, when Jack or Mingo come into contact with shellfish they swap bodies with the nearest person.) Father: Er...these highheals are rather too comfy...*clears throat* *takes a step and...

Father: *opens fridge* Come to mention it I didn't have much breakfast myself...*searching* Pickles, pickles, pickles, pickles...where on earth did those come from? *finds a packet at the back of ground crab meat* Ahh, that will do. *rips packet open with teeth and shatters crab meat over...

Jack, you know, I think the half-shaved cat things all belong to the man across the road who is a certain relation of Mother and may not be pleased with your calling his children such names...unless you meant Viq in which case *lowers eyebrows* I may not like it.

Father: *wiping dripping eggs and bacon out of eyes and ears* Thanks...Vibs...Miss Mingostone will you please give the babies...*rememberes Jana* The...not babies...children, their breakfast...in the kitchen...strap them down if necessery.

How strange that I havn't seen your name around recently then...maybe that's because I've been stuck out of MC so much lately with my computer breakdowns.

Bo: I am so glad that Mopfam is back Bobo: These graps have gone black... Beau: Uuch...my back...

Father: *hears Jack, and walks up the stairs* If that's not what it looks like then what exactly is it...A grown man like you, a blue aunt, a baby and a leather shoe? I have told you not to just randomly sleep in my hallways... Vibs, breakfast.

Father: *sees Mingostone in the doorway and no one else downstairs* Er...where is everyone? And what is the emergancy? And did you know there is onion skin between two of your teeth?

Father: *in the backgarden* Right, the APES men must be near the living room because I don't hear anything in the kitchen, which means if I make a run for it... *hears Moppet, his pirate self, in his head* Moppet: Ya could kick down the door, spin in, rescue your love, and kick the man out the...

Father: *drives, singing along to Old McDonald* And on that farm he had a dandan, eieie...oh, boy...*pulls to a stop in front of the Moppet House* Emergancy the page said...I'd better head around the back I think...

Erm...this thread is rather old...not sure how it popped up here. *evil laughter* No von has reached 10,000 for a long vile, and no von vill. *end evil laughter track*

*leaving the office* SuZAN! Ahh, there you are, what are you doing under the table? Oh, right, receiving your payslip, of course. Can you take down a letter for me? There's one pinned up in the hall. *leaves work, gets into car, and heads home*