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Father: *upstairs* Pirates? There's no such thing as pirates! I'm telling you!

I think it should be called: "Fraggles Rock." Or at least the tagline should be: "It rocks."

Father: *strapped to a bed* I'm in a mad house! I'm in a mad house! All I'm trying to do is get my memory back for five minutes and what do they do? Strap me down and slaughter me. Well, they havn't started the slaughter business yet but I feel it coming any moment now...*screaming is heard*...

Father: *trallalalalala* *shuffles forward and hops chair* Hmm...*faint trickle of a memory..* What on earth? Why do I get the feeling that I've been here before and that there is...Aha! *hops chair* Ok, that didn't work...I should never have thought I knew the weak spots of this floor. What a...

Father: *overhearing* No! Come back! Jack! There's a-boot? *notices chairleg is stuck inside a Wellington Boot*

I thought it was the stuff you get when you take out the curds from the USA?

Right! That does it! This calls for drastic measures! *makes kung-fo noises* *and stays tied to a chair in a closet* Darn... OOC: I'm making Jack and Mairin wait on their stories till Kyle's is finished. one at a time me hearties.

Girl! Boy! Man! *door shuts* Girlboyman? *flashback memory of Dandan* *shiver* *shuffles chair forward and bangs head against the door* Ouch. *again* Ouch. *again* What am I a frickin cukoo clock... *bangs head* Ouch!

My prayers are with everyone out there, particularly Lisa. Be well, be safe, get back and post girl. (You see how much we care about Kermit? I mean, er, Lisa?) Beau

Father: ...ask me no questians, and I won't ask why you insist on calling me by a name that rings no bells...not that names can ring bells, that's more a bell-ringers job, but... Hi. Artie Domino at your service. *winks at Jack* Now get these ropes off before I...sit here tied up all day...

I don't know what interest that woman has in me, but this whole gag is getting rather old...*finds baseball inside the closet and bounces it off the wall, floor, and catches it, Great Escape Reference*...so is that gag...

I love that music...but what is that girl waving? A leak?

Hey, this is rather good stuff. I think you have Mother nailed. I'm sorry I didn't get back to you with Father's full-name, at the time I was away from MC for a while. Oh, and I agree with everything that Christy said about Dog. Dog is one of the hardest characters to write because of the...

(OOC: Oh! That was such a PERFECT entrance! And I totally LOVE that character! It's a brillient breath of fresh new life into The Mopept Family! Breif note for others: The old Headmaster has now left quite mysteriously in the dead of night and Ruahnna is playing a new headmaster.) Father...

*inside closet* Why does this seem familiar? *uproarous laughter from big-time fans who get the reference, confusion from others* Ropes, darkness, tied to a chair...*sudden flashback memory of Rosa leaning forwards with with...a knife?* Rosa? Who is... *struggles with ropes* Who is Rosa. A...

Do you still need the catch up? Here goes: The Moppets at home were disgussing the APES and what to do when the man returned, when Miss Mingostone and Jack touched shell-fish and Mingostone/Father and Jack/Vibs had a body transportation because of a fish allergy. And so for a few pages...

Back and Back and Reading! Hi, I know you nagged me to read, but the nagging was well worth it because I really do honestly like this story. It's got everything a Ryan story needs. Muppets playing cards. Uncle Deadly. Family. Furry Things (Was that his mold collection? No, wait, he sold that...

Yes...just one questian...do you have anything else to say? Or may I go now? That's two...ok, fine, I'll add a third...do you have any good suits?

Easy...*the sword feels familiar...cvaguely familar...* *swish* Ha! Swash, swash, buckle, buckle! *knocks living room lamp aside with sword*

Impossible! I had a childhood crush, on a woman who left home and became a pirate, died, and was brought back to life? Impossible! There is no way that can be! There is simply no way...it's impossible... Everyone knows women can't sword fight!