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Father: *drives* *hums to radio* Mrs Moppet Senior: I'm sure he'll stop. *pushes Jack off her*

Mrs Moppet Senior: If you had always loved me, we would not be in this mess. Don't think I can't see past your physical...very nice physique-al exterior to see that you are wimped out by the car approaching over the speed limit. -- Father: *inside car* Oops, I'm driving a little over the...

*runs in* Hi, I am looking for the author of a story featureing one of my favorite muppets of all time Onzgo, because I feel the need to shake him until his head falls off or he writes more or gives me a written warrent stating that nothing will happen to Robin, Kermit, Butch, or Onzgo. If...

Mrs Moppet Senior: *straight faced, with bitter sneer* You are married? *sliver of a smile* You are married... *still standing in the road with car rasceing towards them* You were married, you mean. -- Father: *driving said car* Oh my goodness!

Mrs Moppet Senior: *stops in the road, with one hand holding Jack still by the wrist in the way of oncoming traffic* You're married?

Mrs Moppet Senior: Diana's cafe? I suppose you concider that cuisine in these parts? Is there no where near with stars? Something with a sit down meal and a menu that does not sport a delicate splodge of mayonaise...

Mrs M Senior: *eyes narrow and lips twist into a less than unpleasent smile* Replay, Jackie boy. I know your name, and I know your game. Luckily for you, my son is a moron or he's have picked up your slips a long time ago and given you the pink slip. Now that's settled, let's start with a...

Mrs Moppet Senior: *strides towards Jack* Miss Vibs Moppet is sleeping. *holds a sexy, ring filled hand towards Jack and gives him a firm hand shake* You must be Jack Bandit. I've heard a lot about you. *sultry eyebrow raise* What can I do for you? Sorry, I'll playback. What can you do for me?

At the price though...I wonder if anyone would truely want to. Seeing as even a life-like Kermit replica puppet could not be used professionally.

Hey, Count, while we are on the subject, more Visions will not be forthcoming overly soon because I need to get ahead of myself a little before posting, and...I have only written one more scene so far. But i have been over-my-head busy with a non-Muppet assignment, etc. Bea:zany:{But I will...

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:cool: Hippy Bath Day Dude! :cool: Hope it's a good...no...hope it's a Grand one! Enjoy! Etc! And thanks, late thanks, for being such a cool guy when we met last month! Beau

DONE!!!!!!!! FINISHED!!!!!! I am READ!!!!!!! *runs screaming into the room and grabs Ryan in a huge hug, adds Count, Beth, Leyla, and Toga in a group hug and jumps up and down* Onzgo! Onzgo! Onzgo! Onzgo! Onzgo! Onzgo! Onzgo! Onzgo! Onzgo! *leaps about and bounces off walls unable to...

Prawnie, I am halfway there and puffing! Will pull into the station sometime today I hope! beau

*packs Pickle sandwhiches in picnic basket* Anyone for cricket?

Mrs Moppet Senior: *creeps into bedroom in the thick of night* Pssst! *pulls a pair of night vision goggles over her gold-rimmed glasses* Vibs! Wake up. *pokes Vibs* Vibs? *pokes again* Huh? *feels creature under the blanket* Dandan!!! Uuch! Get out of the house now! I can't stand creepy...

*gasp* *pant* *squeal!* *explodes* *puts self back together* *drinks tea that has mysteriously gone cold and sweet* *laughs* *adores* *mindboggles* *hugs* *scrubs* *squeees* *g-daws* *explodes again* *pokes* *laughs again* *runs in circles* *hugs* The end.

*taps fingers together under club house* *hums Rainbow Connection, Being Green, and This Frog*

*stops squealling for long enough to say:* Oooooooh!!! That was so so so awesome! *re-begins squealling process* Stay tuned for a detailed review, after that story, you deserve one.

You know what hit moi? "Frankly, Miss Piggy, I don't give a hoot." Now, forgive me, I neeeed to know if that was in the original dialogue in the movie. Was it? Then there is what the Count said about, "She hurt one of them." Explaining why they all went, "No," in the actual movie. Then, well...