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  1. Beauregard

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Bobo: A little tasty...is there any food? Beau: Any food anywhere ever? yes. Bo: No! Beau; There isn't? Bean: I fancy LASAGNA, hey un-dead guy?
  2. Beauregard

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Bo: Pish posh sounds British...are you related to Britian in any way? Bean: So! *to Clifford* Is that all your real hair?
  3. Beauregard

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Bean: Ok, enough of that. Hey, cut it out. Beau: *looks for scissors* Bean: Hey! Help me! Ouch! That's so mean, blue guy! Stop it! Make him stop!
  4. Beauregard

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Bean: *gets off floor* Hey, I bounce. Bobo: How high? Beau: About...it was about..three inches? Bo: *headslap* Bean: Can we do that again? *latches onto UD's leg*
  5. Beauregard

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Bean: Why take your hand when I could just....hug you! *leaps at Uncle Deadly and gives him a huge hug* Oh I love blue people! Bo: Er..Bean...you might not want to... Beau: People? Bean: So! What entertainment is there around this place?
  6. Beauregard

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Bo: *trying to find some lunch* Beau: *same* Bobo: *agreed* Bean: Let's go visit someone! Bo: Like? Beau: Someone, I sespecticle. Bobo: Ooh, is that half a pizza? Bean: Ooh! Yes! *takes it* Yum! Cheese! Thanks Bobo old buddy! Bobo: *slow smile* Let's visit with Uncle Deadly...
  7. Beauregard

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Bo: *sits on the floor watching Star Trek* Ooh, it's so lame... Bobo: *sits on the floor watching Star Trek* Why do the monsters wear such lame make-up when they could just...get monsters? Beau:*sits on the floor watching Star Trek* ...I thought they did get monsters? That's the point? Bobo...
  8. Beauregard

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Bean: Oh look! A carpet! Beau: ... Bobo: ... Bo: Yeah, it's a carpet... Bean: Oh look! Wallpaper! Bo: ... Bobo: ... Beau: We need some paint on that... Bean: Oh look! A bed! *divesbombs out of the room and lands in the only bed in the apartment* I shall call it Bedjamin, and she...
  9. Beauregard

    Complete Series on DVD w/ bonus features!

    No, selling DVD copies of shows recorded off the TV is against the law, and against the rules of MC. Sorry about that, it's a simple fact.
  10. Beauregard

    Dr Bunsen

    Something I noticed about Bunsen is that he has an overflow of bubbly optimism, something shared by many, many of the Muppets. He tries to make an invention, it decapitates his assistant, he tries again. Same with the Chef who tries to make Jello, gets decapitated by it, and tries again. Or...
  11. Beauregard

    His name is not Bunson

    But jou are sittings, hokey? *quotes my own fanfic*
  12. Beauregard

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Bo: *moves through the lobby* Hi there Ed. Now I'm not sure exactly who that bunny thinks he is... Bean: I'm Bean. I'm cute. I'm oh so adoreable. Bo: ...but we don't need room 13, we'd rather have Room 4 next to Christy. Beau: Christy B... Bobo: B? Bo: Yeah, that's kinda fitting seeing our...
  13. Beauregard

    Flippersteps in the Sand

    What can I comment on that the others havnt caught? Oh...I'm sure I can find something... I love this line: "But no one believed that man." - It made me giggle. I like to have an occasional giggle. And there's another one. Ok, I have GOT to point out how Muppety this writing is here, all...
  14. Beauregard

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Hey Guys, I posted this post before, and then realised we had new rules, etc, so I've checked in with The Count by PM and am now checking in legally! -- Bo: *stands on doorstop with carpet bags* So..that trip to England didn't go too badly... Bobo: Except that our room was emptied...
  15. Beauregard

    Steve Irwin the Crocodile Hunter dead at 46

    The thing I see is...ultimatly, he knew the risks and he took them. He lived his life to the fullest he could, and he died diving into nature. He made a choice to do that, and he knew his adventures could end his life, yet he took them. I'd be proud if I could be looked on as someone who did...
  16. Beauregard

    Flippersteps in the Sand

    That's ok. Lisa's stories are packed full of refereces, it takes a while to pick them all out. Kermit's Brother is also named Jimmy, according to a story I did a while back where Robin's mum and dad got a break up, based slightly on Jim and Jane's split. There's loads of cool stuff choc-a-block...
  17. Beauregard

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Ahhh...Well, I kinda posted it here in this thread too, didn't realise I had to PM.
  18. Beauregard

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Count, did you get the mesage there that I'd like Bean as a new roomie? if he's not taken?
  19. Beauregard

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Bo: *stands on doorstop with carpet bags* So..that trip to England didn't go too badly... Bobo: Except that our room was emptied... Beau: ...and pain-ted. Bo: Things could have been worse... Bean Bunny: BEAN? Bean? Oh! You called for this bundle of cuteness and the bunny has answered your...
  20. Beauregard

    Any other talented writers in here?

    Well, just call yourself "Katzi Izzy's Mother" and...one or two of us will know what you are talking about. Or..."Katzi F. Tweenyate"
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