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Naration: The minivan is parked up, with Jack tied hand and foot in the back beyond the walls of the magic school. Mrs Moppet Senior and Parker (Father's agent-trained alter-ego) drop to the lawn and runs towards the building... Parker: Psst...there's a sign saying "keep off the grass."...

Parker: *slides into the front of the van and clips up belt* Why are we carrying a passenger? Mrs Moppet Senior: Jack? He's far more than a passenger... Parker: I refuse to imagine, mommy dearest. *opens backpack and removes GPS system* The Magic School should be coming up on the right in...

Father: *in the back of the minivan...* Mom, pull over! Seriously! *pause...twitch* Moppet, I can handle this! I am in control! I'm in full-control of this situation, Moppet! And I'm talking to myself. Drat... Mrs Moppet Senior: Parker, did I ever tell you about the time that I took you on...

Father: *hits floor of minivan and hears a cry in his head from a woman he loves...not Rosa...* Oof. Mrs Moppet Senior: Beauregard Parker, get a hold of yourself. Jack, I'll deal with you later. We have things to do. Father: *from floor* Magic...school... Mrs Moppet Senior: *eyes...

Oh wow, you saw it live? That's kinda awesome. But I agree...what was the point? On the other hand, where is the point in making the world's largest pancake? At least this was artistic.

I'm not so sure about the CGI aspect, but I'd definatly agree that the first 15 minutes of the next movie should give the Muppets some...perspective. Show who they are without just having Piggy throw clothes around, have a green face, and slam the dor on Bean Bunny.

Hear hear! Ok, I've had a look at Cafe Press and I'm not really happy with the limited options there, so I'm still looking around for something more suiting. Will keep you updated.

Bo: *hears a knock on the door* Beau: *hears a knock on the door* Bobo: *knocks over a glass of coke-cola* Oops.. Bo: Do you think we should answer that? Bobo: I figured it was Bean still in the fridge... Beau: Good think. Bo: Maybe it is...*changes TV channel* Ooh, it's MopFam.

Remember that Disney is running a very thin line, they know that the Muppets have a dedicated fan-base who will scream like crazy if they set a foot (flipper?) wrong in creating a new production...the way we all did after VMC and Mwoo...they also know that we will be complaining if they do not...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d604qgmBPlo&NR - Here is another interesting giant puppet...and this one is real, I'm sure of it.

...decorate your tree...

Father: *climbing into passenger seat* Oh, I went there for a family vacation..of course mom was there to assasinate the prime minister but I had a fantastic time in a sandpit at the hotel I remember. Mrs Moppet Senior: Are you strapped in yet? Father: Not quite... Mrs Moppet Senior...

Mrs Moppet Senior: I heard they have an affinity for ghosts.. Father: *groans* Mrs Moppet Senior: *hisses* We'll talk about this later.

Mrs Moppet Senior: Let's say that unless you do some serios thinking in the next ten seconds, this missile isn't going towars Mr Cole's house at all.

Allow me to applaud the post above me.

Yeah, it's definatly photoshopped. You'll notice a "1000words" logo, that's a photo-shopping website where people display their work.

Mrs Moppet Senior: *shrugs* Luke and Leia kissed. *unblinking* And we arn't even related.

Mrs Moppet Senior: *catches wink* Father: *faints* Mrs Moppet Senior: *screeches to a stop* Beauregard Parker is out of it, so now is my moment, I need an answer from you right now. Do you love me, or don't you? *pulls thermal-seeking-misile-control from Father's belt*

Mrs Moppet Senior: *drives...rather fast...very fast, actually, and perfectly...clutch, break, accellerator, gear change, clutch, gear change accelerator, handbreak turn* Beauregard Parker didn't I tell you to strap yourself in at all times? Father: *tangled on the floor* Yes Mom...

Mrs Moppet Senior: *catches keys with back turned* Nice strong toss there, Jack. Thank you very much. Father: *looks at his Mom* *frowns*