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*on phone* Well, if you can't patch me through to the sandwich, can you at least hand one over from your office? I could do with a munch.

Bo: *rings Ed and leaves a message* Hey Ed, if you want a quick catch up on the last fifty or so MopFam posts gimme a shout.

Father: Well, it is great to see you! Last I saw you...you were a tiny little baby with gross red stuff all over you...now though, you are quite different except that u-man blood just got splattered over your skirt...sorry about that. *spin-kicks a nearby u-man out* Wait...did you say Antonio...

Wait, that tutu is Richard's? *throws offending garmet away at Renee* For pete's sake get that sandwich on he phone.

Father: I'm sorry...I didn't even say hi yet...Hi, I'm Beauregard Parker Moppet, you could call me...*stops and doesn't say 'dad'*...just, I know, don't call me anything for now. Do you mind? *kneels in front of her and gives her an awkward, part chair, hug* It's really great to see you again.

Father: I was, once, a long time ago. You should probably get away from here for a minute, I have to go after my wife in case the battle changes...Go inside the castle, see if you can locate a man named Ron, he's my wife's ex-husband...so, like, your step-step-step-dad...*frowns*...tell him to...

Cowardly Lion Muppet Wizard of Oz

The Muppet Theatre!!!! An exact replica of the threatre with plush red theatre seats and the stage and every night there could be a Muppet-Show-Live performance with puppeteers working to recorded voice-tracks. There could be the stage at the front of the room, but also a cut-off wall to...

Arn't we all? - if you regularly sing "Jingle Bells" in Mock Swedish at work all year round.

Beau: *yelling from door* Todays Dorm Posts were brought to you by the letters 2 and T for Twinkle and Toes, and the number B for Bo, Bobo, Beau, Bear, Baby Bear, Little Bird, and bruhaha! *slams door* Bo: hey, Beau...what does Bruhaha mean? Beau: I have no idea. Bo: Thought so.

Too late, you already did...

Ahhh! Gotcha! I guess we could just say that Rowlf had a headcold the day of the recording...*laughs*

The only person I know with the know-how to rip this thing off the internet doesn't come to MC anymore...but I could possibly catch him by e-mail. I've also dragged a friend in who I am close to convinceing to translate it...though she's afraid her translation will be rough compaired to the...

Today I have to edit more of my novel (...joy...), organise my dvd collection, and edit spelling errors out of a screenplay I'm working on so that I can send it to a cool agent-thing that will read the entire screenplay for just £25 and give comments. Pretty darn cheap!

(OOC: Ooooh! That was great Kyle! Loved it!!!) (OOC2: Thanks to everyone who posted for me yesterday) Father Parker Moppet: *folds arms* Christy. *unfolds arms* Mother. *folds arms again* I suppose there is no chance we can save this talk for another day? *looks away* I suppose...

Curiously...I have Fozzie's line about seeing America...but I can't hear what the Muppets are saying in the closing credits...

Quick men! Throw her out the window! *cough* Did I say that aloud?

STEVE STEVE SNEEZE SNEEZE SNEEZE! ...something went wrong there...

Father: *steps out of the door, sees Vanessa and recognises her mother within her, and suddenly...he knows...knows who she is* Vanessa? Vanessa Patricia Italia? *runs towards the two of them* *and is promptly knocked out by a stray mace being whelded by a u-man*

Are we sick or something? Is this a disease? Muppaphobia?