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Father: *in longboat* So we get the island, we defeat the natives and their marauding wild-pigs, we uncover the secret location of the nukes, we beat off the badie, steal a plane, paraglide down, steal back the nukes and waltz back whisteling? - Well now, that's nothing. A walk in the...

I'm inclined to think that Miss Bitterman is the greatest villian in Muppet history. She's heartless and villionious, yet "sexy, h'okey" in a somewhat repulsive way. Her response to Fozzie's desperate plea was the most heartless moment I've seen a Muppet villian ever bring to screen.

Though I doubt they are for sale...

Father: *leaps into longboat* It's just a petname for myself...I occasionally call myself that when looking into the mirror and adjusting my hair and...this isn't looking good for me is it? Lemme try that again. *climbs out of longboat* Moppet: *leaps into longboat* never ye mind that, let's...

Father: *to self* I'm thinking I'll need a little of a lot...Moparkeregard, unsheaf thy sword...

Father: *aims spyglass at Phantom ship as it dissapears* I could'a sworn...er, if I was a swering man, that is. Moppet: The heck you would.

Give you a smash? *pulls rope dropping a 5 ton weight on Christy B*

I have to admit that when I first came to this movie I had grave, grave doubts. A female God? A replacement for Frank? Master Yoda Cameo? Whoppie-oh-my-gosh-Goldburg? Scooter cage-dancing with black finger-nails? Howard Pig? A long Piggy and Kermit kiss? My my. It was with much trepadition...

WHAT? Dress like a groupie? Even I don't go that far...

Bo: *pokes head out of the door* I'll keep it in mind. Bean: *pokes head into Christy's side of the house* PRESENTS! Beau: *sticks head out window* Oh, cold.

*shelters behind Prawnie* Control that Roommate of yours!

(OOC: *snigggers at the reference* But remember, Mac is the Scottish one. Hey, Count, why not bring Cole out to the ship rather than using miscalanious pirates?) Moppet: *emerges from cabin* Bilbo Baggin's kneecaps...Nic, we're under attack. Black ship at ten o'clock. *looks at watch* Wait...

Bo: *struggles with a comptuer file* Bobo: Do you need a hand? Bo: Maybe... Beau: What colour is it? Bo: ... Bobo: What are you doin' anyways? Bo: Trying to write a soap-opera without slipping on it on the stairs... Beau: *blink* Bo: Mixed analogies.

*stares at scythe* You know you could put someone's eye out with that.

Steaks? *grabs barbecue and beef* Alright, where's the party? *little realises that ears are blocked with cotton wool thus rendering me ridiculous*

Parker/Moppet: *drops from the roof of the cabin* Been awaiting your orders...er...Captain Mother Christy Nicky, dear.

Charge? *grabs pitchforks and torches* Whatever you say.

Ooh, glad you've been listening Count. Well, originally I was planning something of a boy-cott Christmas parrade, then I relented for the second e-mail and stuck with the "second day of Christmas". Naturally the Three French Hens were irrisistable (*cough*), but after that I wasn't really...

*a marching band enters* Always ready for a parade in a Muppeteer's honor, Christy B.

*carries the bus out the door* But seriously...who will the recast for Richard's characters? What the mystery about the Gorgs? Will Justin Timberlake be appearing?