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I'm very carefull when doing that kind of thing that no one else in in ear-shot. *giggles*

It's true! Every photograph and video I've seen of this guy has been of him in the bathroom!...ok, that came out ALL wrong. He actually has a logical explaination which involves a towel-rail and a missing tripod, but I'll leave him to tell it himself.

Barry! Where and HOW did you get an avatar of Uncle Deadly wearing a tea-towel on his head? Sorry for interupting the thread, but I noticed it here. :p

Bo: *looks up from whisking cream* Hey, has anyone seen Bean? Bear: Ooh, a rhyme. And, man does this Christmas food smell good! Mind if I take a nip? Bo: *frowns* Has anyone seen Bean since we put the turkey in the oven? Bobo: Nope. Beau: No-ope. Bo: *yanks oven open and drags turkey out*...

Father: *sad look* Vic was...delayed. He called from his shell-phone to say that he's caught up in the sea...

Father: *opens the front door* Hi! Mr Moore? Mrs Moore. Mandy Moore...wait, she's not a relation of yours is she?

Father: *jumps and drops phone* Aaaah! You know...speaking of eerie voices, I wonder where my nieces and brotehr in law are this time of year? Anyone to break the quiet of this place would be great to come over for dinner.

Father: *blink* Er...hi? Mr-Boy-next-Door's-Father? I wondered if your son and his, er, pets could join us for Christmas Dinner? We don't have much...but there's some stuff in the fridge and with the help on a microwave I can throw something together. In fact, if you wanted to come over...

Father: ...*frowns* Kids these days...no manners...*slams door in kid's face* I'll find a bush or something and decorate that. *finds phone and dials the house next door* Hey, I wondered if...er...your son-who-is-usually-here-is-there? *is met with an explosion on the other end of the line*...

Strangly...It's always the men who attempt to revive these threads...

Father: *runs to the front door and pulls it open* Hey, boy! Boy there! Take this tupence and see if you can aquire a Christmas tree, a box of decorations, a turkey, chocolates, presents, stockings, some dvds of old SitComs, and...*pause* You'll want more than a tupence.

Father: *kneels in front of a grave* Christy Nicole Dimittri Cole...*two more tombstones pop up beside the first* Vibs...Viq...never born...*another* Ted the Dog...*another, another* Yacky? Vic? *more* Mingostone, Vanessa, Hevej, Izzabelle Cole... *Father spins amongst flying graves* What must I...

Totally! Somehow I see MC entering a new era...hmmmm...

Mwoahahah! That's fab! Though I had no idea that Katie was so hidious...*innocent* Twas great! Love the accent, even if it does make "Barry" sound like "Berry". *sniggers* And now I must go raid the fridge for some sprouts.

Father: Woe is me for I am undone! *zips jacket up* That's better. *walks slowly around the future world in which...ah, you get the picture* Wow...the world really is...changed...Jana, poor Jana, and Harvey...*lifts a sheet of newspaper* Jack Bandit sentenced to life inprisonment...*frowns* Why...

*hugs to everyone who can't get it to load* Merry Christmas to you guys too!

Thanks Luke. You are so helpfull to have around.

I did see it Katie, and by then...I was number ONE! On another note, many of you will know that over the last few days I have been sending out a series of Christmas tracks recorded in Chicken and performed by myself...aka Chicken Big. Well...today I wanted to do something a bit more special...

*giggles* I'm so glad my talents are appreciated. :p It was based (lightly) on the Ku-Bar-Do scene from Sex and Violence Pilot. Eeee! Yey! Thanks for noticing, Katie! Jedi, can't wait to see the vid! - Beau

Ooooh! Fantastic! (Pun intended). Shame that the trailer was all Johnny becuase he annoys me, but I guess it was also all Surfer and he looks FAB! (From pcis, not the trailer). Can't wait to see a better version of it!