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So much for searching Gonzo the Great all I succeeded in finding was a softcover version of The Great Shark Hunt Strange Tales From a Strange Time Gonzo Papers, VOLUME 1 by Hunter S. Thompson, in an excellent condition.

*blink* Hey, Mr the FBI, can I talk to you? I'll give you an exclusive interview on why my family is weirder than the Lion's on the left...or was it the Tigars...anyway, unless someone bribes me the whole stories going glossy folks.

Have a great road-trip, and don't trip in the road or tip the driver!

Happy Brithday Vibs my officially unofficial twin sister seperated at birth by evil kings and distributed to two different countries where we didn't even know of one another until...well, ages ago now!!! Merry Birthday day to you!

*brain freeze* Run that by me again?

WHAT!? You told me it's body had transfered to another plane...surely not the digestive system of...so THAT'S why the cat died!

And it went to lizard heaven, right dad? Where lizards are always happy and never stepped on or have their tails snapped.

...I...awww, dad...did you have to bring that up? I meant the lizard in the lasagna and you know it.

There's something to be said for simplicity. *hugs Robin and Kermit tightly* The pictures are here...he has them still...that reminds me, you need to make some other updates. I love how you brought us into watching his eyes carefully, "Shifted" "Slid" before he looked away. Nice...

Sure, dad, I bet you didn't tell her about the lizard.

Dad...you and Mum need to start talking more.

Um...dad...Granny Leyla isn't here...she's even more rejected than I am...you left her in that blackbag in the garden.

Wow...Super Scooter is 77% compatable, I'm only 48.5%...in fact, I've checked Emmy, Jackie, and Sarah...Scooter still holds the top percentage.

...I feel so rejected...like, a peppercorn that's fallen from the grinder and rolled under the cooker never to be seen again...

For some reason, I pictured Richard as a caveman himself then...rather than a puppet...

I think so...so, if I mention to dad that *yells* MUM WASN'T PLANNING ON COOKING THE PRIME RIB SHE JUST HAD THE PAN TO HIT ME WITH you'll ground me? *innocent*

Are we in 2007 yet? I have another...half an hour, so why not just ground me for all of 2006 and get it overwith?

Are we there yet?

*yells in whiney voice* Oh, Daaaaaaaad, mum has a confession about dinner to make!

*innocent voice* But, mum, daddy doesn't read the newspaper. He has "ABC's with Sesame Street Bee's" hidden inside the newspaper cover. How much will you pay me not to tell him about the ribs? Beau:zany:{Heck, surely you can COOK some ribs for the man, after all, man GAVE his rib for women...