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Parker: I...*laughs*...its...*shifty eyes* You don't really think I'm a spy do you? Mrs Moppet Senior: *through earpiece* Parker! PARKER! Parker: OUCH! mrs Moppet Senior: *through earpiece* Don't even think of talking to that girl-next-door-who-you-pretend-has-a-crush-on-you. Believe...

Parker: *steps away from the two and adjusts super-hearing-device attached to inside of ear* Ziiing. *adjusts micraphone attached to front tooth* Mom, I'm home. *adjusts tracking device attached to inside of left nostril* *wonders why Christy is stareing* *removes finger from nostril*

Parker: Oh...right...*hides tomato behind back, bashfully* So...I...wondered...if...how...are you? Oh! *afraid-ish of Adam's sudden appearence* Hi...Christy's older brother...We were just...talking about...tomatoes! *holds it up*

Parker: *shakes dirst off sleeves* Oh...hi...um...Christy...um...*face flushes red* I was just...weeding! *pulls a marrow off the plant* Er...aheh...Fancy a...um...marrow? They're really juicey this year... -- Father: *in present time* Whatever happened to Jack...*climbs out of car* Oh boy...

Parker: *slams facedown onto allotment patch in the back garden amidst giant marrows and corgettes* *rolls and quickly stands* Er...perfect landing...*falls down again*

Father: *quickly, on mobile phone as car dissapears* Parker! Listen to me! You have got to get Nicky Cole to your basement before the end of the week. Yes, we do have a basement. Yes, I know you don't know that! Just get her to the basement! I don't care how! Parker! *car dissapears and...

Father: *muttering from inside car* That's because you always looked like an old--*stops as Mrs Moppet Sr turns around* --attractive...mum...*grabs mobile phone* Mrs Moppet Senior: *presses a button on her car control stick, making the car, Father, and anyone else who chooses, sent back to...

Mrs Moppet Senior: *sneerish* I'll be sure to do that...*mutters to self* 22.35 years and she recognises me without a flicker of those precious little eyes.

Father: *is shoved* Hmm...I get the feeling she doesn't recognise me... Mrs Moppet Senior: *clapping her hand on Father's shoulder* Of course she doesn't! She should have no memory of you. Now, get back in the car, and get back to the future...I'll deal with this. *shoves Father into the car...

Father: Are you suffering amnesia? *touches her forehead* Gee, you're burning up! Are you seeing visions? I think I have some painkillers in the car. Do you need painkillers?

Father: Christy I'm talking about--What are you taling about? I'm talking about getting you into that car and taking you home! And you told me you got that tattoo after you went to sea. *pauses, realising* You haven't been to sea yet...

*raises Swaehbian flag* We pledge alliegence to Swaehb...

Mrs Moppet Senior: *leans into the car window* There she is. Father: *turns to see the younger Christy amble by* *stares* Mrs Moppet Senior: The question is...where are you? The answer, you're on a plane back from France where you were delivering a stack of secret blueprints and a jar of...

Father: Mummy...what did you do? Mrs Moppet Senior: I thought it would be simple to borrow out some elements from Hollywood, and transport your darling wife back in time, thus losing her from you. Unfortunatly, I misscalculated and it hasn't changed a darn thing, it just meant that your wife...

Ok, I think a lot of people are slightly confused, here's where we are: Mrs Moppet Senior, Father, Jack, The Triplets, Mairin and her dragon child are all inside a vehicle...which is about to go into the past. *shock!* Yup, it's going back into the past to rescue Mother. Mrs Moppet Senior...

*gasps!* Oh that was sooo Sweetums rip-off...and the sax blast was totally TMS finish. Anyway, I found something on YouTube yesterday, not sure if you've seen it here before. Piggy and Kermit Camera Test.

*crosses fingers* Here's hopeing that with the relaunch of the Muppets, they relaunch Piggy to diva status (as opposed to "Wannabe diva" status) and get Kermit and Piggy back together.

I'm excited. I just hope we get to see them over here!

Mrs Moppet Senior: *hefts open a door from under the house and climbs into what appears to be a car underground* Strap yourselves in, this will get bumpy. *eyes Jack without saying anything* Father: *straps self into the back* Did anyone mention to the...

Father: *finally finding a lightswitch, flicks it to reveal a smallish dank room filled with cupboards and tubes, old crates, and doors* Now why couldn't we just do that earlier? Mrs Moppet Senior: *only half dressed in a black-out suit, bits of legs and elbows, and things akimbo* I had my...