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Brett: Soooo... Um... There's something wierd I need to ask you... Ummm... Yes? Brett: Are you... Are you half metal or something? O__________O

Brett: *Walks in with two cups of tea* Tea? Yes please!

*Wakes up* Mmm... I'm still at Brett's house.

Brett: You fainted from the situation. WHO WOULDN'T!? Brett: Me.

Ok, so there's this guy on Google +, who comes up with funny truths, and they are hilarious, so I thought we could come up with our own. I was in a creative mood. :P Here's my funny truth: That moment when you have a song stuck in your head, so you listen to it, but when you listen to...

*Wakes up* HUH?! Not my room! PANIC!!! Brett: Relax. You're in my spare bedroom. ??? But how... Did I... What happened?

Wow, you must really like these people!:D

(Just look up Old Bay on the internet) *Is scared to open it* You open it. Brett: ME?!

Yeah... Ummm... *Ahem* ANYWAY!!! *Goes to shed*

Brett: Well, it was saying your name! *Facepalm* You're an idiot Clarkie. Brett: Cl-Clarkie? O_________O

*Arrives* Brett: Glad you're here. There's a robot werewolf locked in my shed. And calling me over fixes the problem BECAUSE?

*Gets a phonecall* Yello? Uh-huh... Uh-huh... A Robot? Wh-Why, I don't know anything about it. ... It's yelling my name? O______O I'll be right over. Where do you live? Uh huh... Gotcha. I'll be there soon. *Hangs up*

*It's aliiiiiiive!*

I can't even define politics. :P

:(

... But I don't wanna move on!!! *Buries head in pillow*

I hate it when Celebrities and cops commit a crime, and get away with it. It's unjust with the system.

*Goes home* Wow... That was one of the best days of my life... *Takes marker, scratches out Hubert on wall, and writes Brett* Hooray for moving on...