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Bo: *standing inside Layla's doorway, peering out, sees Sam with loaded gun and leaps sideways ito Mildred* Mildred: *is lept onto and sprawls into George* George: Hello my love...*falls sideways into Beau* Beau: *lifts a vase of roses* Maybe these would look nicer on the right...*is fallen...

Bo: *climbing in through the windows that Robot Piggy left open for fresh air* I can't believe I lost my key already... Mildred: *climbing in after Bo* I can't believe that replacement keys cost so much money... George: *holding Mildred up* I can't beleive I am lifting people through...

Hevej: *taking Vibs from Jack* Blood and thunder and salt-water taffy...this girl is heavier than the looks, aye.

Hevej: However, Vibs is the daughter of a very old friend of mine...Alright, pass her over.

Hevej: *to camera* An innovative thinker indeed...*to jack* Aye! Plug the hole...but what should we, you know, plug it with, arr?

Hevej: Beats shivering with my timbers, mate. *raises pirate flag* Chances are we'll either keep sinking, be transported home, or else someone will see us, arrest us, and we can break out later...

Hevej: That can also be arranged, ye clutz. Grab the mainsall...iron the timbers...liver my shimbers...*twitch* Does anyone have a hair dryer? This ship is really stuck in the snow here...Oh wait, now it's sinking...typical...

Hevej: Hmm...seems this snow I'm on is melting...*continues sinking*...someone pass me a cone...aye.

Hevej: *drops the sails, weighs the anchor, blows the fog horn, arms the helm, shoots the cannons, batterns the hatches, tosses lego-ship into the show* Picked that up on my stop by Denmark...where was we?

Hevej: *stepping out of the snow by Jack's side* Avast ye...snow is no fair fight for to go against a ship, guns, and a good game of rummy or black-jack...Snow blocks, it freezes, it covers...it plays a darn good hand...If ye are to escape this snowy pit they call Hawa double I, you'd best come...

Father: *in the Moppet living room, straightening pillows and photo-frames* Ahh, hello there Mr Harvey...I hadn't realised it was bring a collouge back to home with you day, must have missed the memo. *walks into kitchen, and switches the kettle on* Anyway...I couldn't help but notice that...

Father: *standing outside the MopFam house* Goodness am I tired...getting lost in a creepy hotel is bad enough without being mysteriously transported into the place of the Danish little mermaid, wearing equel amounts of clothing, and then being transported back without a shoe...*shakes head* I...

Waaaahoooo! Congratulations Jackie! But you just knooow that Bill B will be sooo jealous... Oh, and I don't think they met through MC, Ed. Although for years I thought the Joe she was talking about was Joe the armadillo...

Hevej: *dusts off trousers* Where is that--*is transported to the Great Wall of Denmark* Where is...THAT?*is transported to the location of the twins* Younglings? What do ye here? *is transported back outside to beside the swamp thing* Oh, gross, gross gross...I think I have Something Gross on...

Hevej: *ding, the elevator stops, and doors open* What in the name of sea-sharks and flying-whales are those tiny green things doing here...

Hevej: *tossed casually aside, lands forecefully and skids across the marble flooring* I'm not checking in, I'm just visitin'...*slides into elevator which starts to rise*

Captain Hevej: *stareing at the merry-making with a look of shock, distain, and general wide-eyed panic in his eyes* How can you...the twain of ye...and in public, as well...how can you...accuse a man like me of bein', what did ye suggest 'eh? Married? Marred, more like, me thinks, y'all dare...

Hevej: *bows slightly, removing a wide brimmed pirate hat, revealing a pink spotty bandana* I'm Captain Skellington Hevej...The smartest pirate on the high seas, the low seas, and the Middle C's...not counting Nicky...*crosses heart*...What are ye doing in the mud, girl?

Emmy? Jackie? Joggy? The Spoovers? Heaven help us if they all became responsible and grown up!

And, stepping galliently from the nearby forest with a skull and crossbones wrapped around his chest, cometh Captain Hevej, sword akimbo. Hevej: Unhand that spunky Irish woman ye swampy mud-drip! Upon seeing the signal fire, a dock in flames, alerting myself to imminent dissaster, I paused my...