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*I start to imagine the ben statue in front of me* AHHHHH! BEN DROWNED! *runs out the house*

(You can win a checkers. :P ) *pulls out ocarina and plays the elegy of emptiness* If ben shows up... I shall scream.

*thinks: Hmmm... I wonder what I'll do now...*

*walks back home* I'm too lazy. :P

YAY! Later today, will be more ush-gush! WOOT! Hope you had a good birthday too. :)

(Maybe you shouls mooooove all that milk somewhere else. :P ) Nahhhh... I don't wanna look wierder than I already am. *walks somewhere else*

*walks into an alley* Hmmm... I wonder if I can use that game simulation device here...

*walks until I am hit by a car* Oh my head... *gets up* You know, if I weren't 60% metallic, I'd sue that guy.

(LOL wierd.) *goes outside* And I say to myself... Such a horrible world. :P

Heh. Not bad for an author named JAM. :P *gets off computer and slowly approaches basement door with a lead pipe* Alright... My lab is down there... I gotz to do this... *opens basement door, runs down swinging pipe* ...Uhhh... Nothing down here...? It must have died... ... ... Which means... EW...

*uses shower in a can, then picks out a green version of her outfit* Variety. I needs it. *gets on computer* Oh hey! My book is selling! Neat!

*gets up, eats some oil pancakes* Nothing like oil on your buttermilk pancakes.

*wakes up* Wow. I actually spent a day with people yesterday. Jaz, You just gained 20 experience points.

Wow... I... This is really good! :P It's like, she just belongs in that dress. *hits applause button* I'm too sleepy to clap myself, even though you deserve it. :P

Heh "it's a stone Luigi, you didn't make it." "It's a football, I chisled it!" :3 I love SMB cartoons.

Heh hehe, ok. Oh hey Johnny. No we're trying to find something unburnable. :P

so wood then?

So what kinda table do you want?

You know what? Why do people say shotgun when they wanna sit up front?

O___O I dunno, it was just a question!