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  1. Beauregard

    MC Dorms: Sorry, We're Closed Take 2

    Bo: Hey...Kelly got flowers. Got anything for the necklace over there? Bobo: Aruu- Bo: Okay, we get that. But you're gunna have to try a little mor action that woodland cries. Bobo: ...I could get her some balloons? Bo: *raises eyebrows* Might work. I know there's a fairground moving through the...
  2. Beauregard

    Oscar in "Night at the Museum 2"

    I agree! He should have been upstaging the villain, not the other way around. Especially when he was put down. I'd have thought he'd have a great come-back to that.
  3. Beauregard

    MC Dorms: Sorry, We're Closed Take 2

    Bobo: Yes? Bo: Give it a rest...
  4. Beauregard

    Half of the Stairs are Missing

    Wow...stunning. I'd forgotten just how much I missed your writing, Lisa. It beckons. It beckons. Now, I'm just not letting myself think about little Robin here, because I know you well enough to know that he's in no immediate danger...and that we're not going to find out anything about him for...
  5. Beauregard

    Steve's Muppets: A Recipe for Pain?

    Also, maybe it's because many of his characters (Lips, Bean) either never had lines of no longer have major speaking lines. So, for them to be onscreen AND funny they need something big and painful to happen to 'em.
  6. Beauregard

    MC Dorms: Sorry, We're Closed Take 2

    Bo: Harmless flirting before 10 in the morning? Sheesh...I need breakfast. Bobo: Barbecue? Beau: Barbecue's Muslii?
  7. Beauregard

    MC Dorms: Sorry, We're Closed Take 2

    (OOC: For the record, the radio version of the Hitchhiker's Guide is where I get most of my inspiration for Dorm/MopFam jokes, including all the double-meanings and 'radio humour'/audio based jokes that I do. I simply ADORE the radio version of the HHGTTG, followed by the books, and the tv...
  8. Beauregard

    MC Dorms: Sorry, We're Closed Take 2

    Bo: Certainly a NASA restaurant is all about the atmosphere... Bobo: She certainly is my oxygen... Bo: What was that? Bobo: I said...aruuuga! Bo: Oookay.
  9. Beauregard

    MC Dorms: Sorry, We're Closed Take 2

    Bo: Well...if everybody's eaten and Everybody Eats, one assumes everything's already taken...
  10. Beauregard

    MC Dorms: Sorry, We're Closed Take 2

    Beau: *wonders just how Cotterpin intends to aid the band*
  11. Beauregard

    MC Dorms: Sorry, We're Closed Take 2

    Bobo: Aruuuuga! Bo: He mean, "Oh wonderful! I look forward to a 20% discount."
  12. Beauregard

    MC Dorms: Sorry, We're Closed Take 2

    Bo: *to Beau* Twenty says that Bobo will never pluck up the courage to ask her out... Beau: *to Bo* Which twenty say that? Bo: *opens and closes mouth* Bobo: So...er...when...er...opening...saloon...bar...humbug...type...place...sugar...*arrrruuuuga*
  13. Beauregard

    MC Dorms: Sorry, We're Closed Take 2

    Bobo: Um, yeeaah, I think sugar would be a great thing to be serving there. *flutters eyebrows* Bo: *headslap*
  14. Beauregard

    MC Dorms: Sorry, We're Closed Take 2

    Bobo: That's my kinda Pearl...I mean girl...I mean Pearl... Bo: Wouldn't want to throw that one before swine... Beau: The sandwich? Bo: The pearl. Beau: At Piggy? Bo: At swine...Oh, come on, it's a little joke. Beau: Ri-ght.
  15. Beauregard

    MC Dorms: Sorry, We're Closed Take 2

    Bobo: *creeping through the grass towards the barbecue* Bo: Bobo, you count at a bad-Bobo-bug! Beau: *blink*
  16. Beauregard

    The corny joke thread

    Q. "How do you make Lady Gaga annoyed?" A. "...Poker Face."
  17. Beauregard

    MC Dorms: Sorry, We're Closed Take 2

    Bo: Your intestines are going to explode? Bobo: Unlucky... Beau: I'll get the paper towels...
  18. Beauregard

    Steve's Muppets: A Recipe for Pain?

    *laughs* When is Andy Pig NOT hurt? Hehehe.
  19. Beauregard

    MC Dorms: Sorry, We're Closed Take 2

    Bo: Mmm...barbecue... Bobo: Saucey...
  20. Beauregard

    MC Dorms: Sorry, We're Closed Take 2

    Bo: *laughing at the Star Trek reference* Bobo: Right. See you later, I'm going to find my pun and only. Beau: Good luck...
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