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Do you know where the Easter Egg is Kyle? I've seen the ep. but I really don't wanna go through Fraggle Challenge just to see it again...:smirk:

Just keep quiet while I hotwire this! *hotwires it* Good! Florida Keys here we come! Woo hoo! *drives away on the freeway*

I think I met Harry Krishna once...Not in prison or anything, I think Don Canolli introduced us... Telemachus: Uh, sorry to bother you there Jacky, but uh, I gotta run, I've gotta get to this moose seminar about antler health...So uh, good luck getting home! Bye! *jets off* HEY! MOOSE! GET...

A figure of...What the hey have these kids been doing in that house?! Telemachus: Shouldn't you kittens be in some sort of school or something? Or at least an obiedience class?

...What do you mean what is a penguin Kelly Penguin? You are a penguin! Sheesh, what did you think penguins were? Those tuxedo wearing-cue card carrying birds in Antartica? Telemachus: Never become a teacher Jack... Don't I know it, I could steal more money in an hour than teachers make in...

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOOOOOORAY FOR VIC ROMANO!!! And now for the 43 muffin salute! *fires 43 muffins at Vic* (Note: This is my 5,660th post...:halo: )

Oh my gosh! You're back! It's been so long dude! I'm so glad to see you back! I'm sorry about your situation at home, but it's fabulous to see you back in action! I hope this means you'll be back on MSN too! So, in short, welcome back!!! :excited: Your pal, Ryan theprawncracker

I think what Steve meant was that he had a hard time getting into Beaker's character, I mean, wouldn't you? I would if I knew I was taking on a character from one of my good friends who passed away. I'm sure he felt that way about Kermit and Ernie as well! I think people are way to hard on...

THAT'S IT! PULL OVER!! Telemachus: Yes sir! *pulls over* What's wrong Jack? Oh, I don't know, maybe it's the fact that I'VE BEEN IN A MOOSE'S MOUTH FOR 5 MILES GOING FULL SPEED DOWN A FREEWAY!!! Telemachus: Sheesh, temper, temper...

Well miss battle-tested warrior, could you use your judo-chop on this moose that is endangering our lives?!?! Telemachus: Oh yeah Jack, reeeeal smart, if they judo chop me we'll collapse in the middle of the road and we'll all be road kill! ...I'm already dead when we get these penguins...

Telemachus: You don't know what a penguin is?! What have you been feeding these kids Jack?! DEFINITELY NOT MOOSE FEED! NOW WILL YOU STOP RUNNING DOWN THE FREEWAY?!?!?!?!

*blink* Did anyone else here Vic screaming? Meh, I must be hearing things...Wait, I'm seeing things too! It looks like a semi-truck is heading right toward us at full speed! *semi-truck horn honks* AH! A SEMI-TRUCK IS HEADING RIGHT TOWARD US AT FULL SPEED!! Telemachus: Oops, I thought that...

Gonzo: *sigh* I'm hopeless... Huh? What's wrong Gonzo? Gonzo: Oh, it's just that I can't get my new act right! Well what is it? Gonzo: I can't balance a sottering iron on my nose while singing "Zippidee Doo Dah" in a inflatable pool of chocolate pudding! ...Gonzo, you really shouldn't...

Telemachus: Yeah! C'mon Jack! Let's go for a ride! *puts girls on back and grabs Jack by the shirt collar and runs off* AH!! This is why I don't make friends with penguins and mooses! Meese? Huh? AH!!

Telemachus: Why hello young kittens? Would you care for a ride on the mighty Telemachus? You know they've written songs about me, or so I've been told. *glares at Jack* ...Wait a second...You're not penguins!

...Well you see...I would...but...I don't have a fork...or a moose...Yes, I need a moose and a fork for this work of art to happen. Telemachus the Moose: *pops head out from bushes* Jack! It's you! Oh my friend it has been so long! And I brought you a present! This fork! *gives Jack a fork*...

No! No spoons! Er...that is to say...Um...I prefer forks...

...Hello penguin...I was just talking about you...Er...so...What's up?

Awesomeawesomeawesomeawesomeawesomeawesomeawesome!!!!!

Hahaha! Very funny! I love it! And I cannot wait for more!