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I just read your post, and I must say that's a wonderful idea. <3 You have such wonderful muse, Jamie. Is there a thread for it yet? :D

Miss Piggy: Moi will take over! Hit it, boys! "Que Sera Sera" ~ Bill Murray, Miss Piggy, and Monster Chorus Miss Piggy: When I was just a little girl I asked my mother What will I be Will I be pretty Will I be rich Here's what she said to me Monsters: Que sera, sera Whatever will be, will be...

Generic Frackle: *drags Bill onstage* Beautiful Day Monster: We're ready, boss!

Bill Murray: That'd be... monsterous.

Bill Murray: You scheduled me., Kermit. May I sing with the oh, so lovely Miss Piggy for the closing number?

Bill Murray: Sure thing, Kermit. What's the matter?

Bad Reputation ~ Steven and the Electric Mayhem Steven: I don't give a dang 'bout my bad reputation You're living in the past it's a new generation Janice: A girl can do what she wants to do and that's What I'm gonna do An' I don't give a dang ' bout my bad reputation Electric Mayhem: Oh...

Bill Murray: Grazie, Kermit. The number was quite fantastcio, rana.

That's Amore ~ Bill Murray and Pig Chorus Bill Murray: In Napoli where love is king When boy meets girl here's what they say When the moon hits you eye like a big pizza pie When the world seems to shine like you've had too much wine That's amore Bells will ring ting-a-ling-a-ling...

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Miss Piggy: Return to your daily scheduled program. This sketch was a waste of moi's time, thank you. Link Hogthrob: Is this sketch over already? SNL is on.

Link Hogthrob: We'll just take our seats, and relax then. Miss Piggy? can you please be a dear, and cook Strangepork, and I a pot of swill? Miss Piggy: What?! Are you out of your mind! That is no way to treat a woman, whimp! *pounds Link's head with a pot*

Miss Piggy: *short intake of breath* What a relief! Whew... *exhales roughly* Space Boss: The ship is now stationary. Congratualations, crew. You passed the test. Link Hogthrob: That's good to know. Thank you, again.

Space Boss: Oh my-- stand clear, everyone! Captain! The console button! This is your final test! Go to the captain's control buttons, and find the console button that would immediately console the ship at stationary mode! Link Hogthrob: *wiping snout* What button? Miss Piggy: Let moi do this...

Link Hogthrob: *investigates* Oh my-- aren't I a lucky guy! Miss Piggy: *glances through* Mon capitaine, my I? Link Hogthrob: Sorry, my dear. But, this is important business. Space Boss: *chucks license from Link* I'll take that. Thank you. Link Hogthrob: Hey. I was going to display it in...

Space Boss: Yes. First, the captain of the ship must take a driver's test. May I see your liecense? Link Hogthrob: Who, me? Okay. My liecense should be placed in my wallet somewhere... Miss Piggy: *pouts* Hurry up, Tubby!

Space Boss: First, I'll give you all a test... Link Hogthrob: Is this going to be a spelling test? Space Boss: No! Link Hogthrob: *cringes*

Space Boss: Good evening, Captain Hogthrob. First Mate Piggy, and Dr. Julius Strangepork. Link Hogthrob: Why, hello. Please relax, and take a seat. Space Boss: Why, thank you, captain. Link Hogthrob: *graces in pride* That I am. You're quite welcome. Miss Piggy: Oh! *short intake of breath*...

Link Hogthrob: Oh, no! I have to take my shower! Miss Piggy: Make-up!

Link Hogthrob: Dr. Strangepork, I honestly don't rememeber... is it my Birthday? Where's the party decorations, and my Birthday cake? Where's the cake babe? Miss Piggy: *facepalm* No, Stupid! *beat* What day is it today, Strangepork? National karate month? I'll cut you both in half, if...