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  1. BeakerSqueedom

    Advice for writing humor?

    Really? You? Inspiration...me? wow.. *Clings to her* Yes mam! I shall tommorow and truly get off muh lazy bum! XD XD
  2. BeakerSqueedom

    Advice for writing humor?

    ;) Salt is good for the soul. Neways, if you need any humor help with some of your stories. Feel free to PM me and I'll try to mold something up for that story in particular. :)
  3. BeakerSqueedom

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Dr. Van Neuter: I'm all soggy! Like ew! Claudia: Haha. Bunsen: Yes, very wet like a sponge! It is highly suggested that you wash up. Dr. Van Neuter: Yah think? Thanks alot, Edward. Claudia: *Carries Beaker and walks back to her room* Bunsen: Why must you carry him? He is no child...
  4. BeakerSqueedom

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Claudia: Oh, Snape is terribly awesome though. I should take on the role of Bellatrix Lestrange---how? Well, simple! Throw some cackles and send myself to the nearby jail! :D Bunsen: Why not Tonks? Claudia: Being good is overrated!
  5. BeakerSqueedom

    Advice for writing humor?

    Javy, I am actually a serious person too. Don't you think you're the only one. Just look into what you think is funny! Perhaps, you have a mature sense of humor, unlike me. There are different types of humor... Sarcastic Ironic Punchlined stories Pun-filled story Long-joked story Ect. It...
  6. BeakerSqueedom

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Dr. Van Neuter: OMGSH! EW! WOLF SALIVA! *Hanging in Alex's mouth* Bunsen: *Whacked* Oh! Claudia: *Gasp* BUNNIE! *Eyes narrow* NO ONE SMACKS THE SCIENTIST BUT ME! Bunsen: I don't know how I feel about that... Claudia: It's a gal thing! Bunsen: Understood. Claudia: Hopefully Scooter...
  7. BeakerSqueedom

    Without Love

    Woohoo! Update!
  8. BeakerSqueedom

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Bunsen: So, kindly allow me to soothe you with a small needle. Where, you will feel no pain! I assure you. Relax and enjoy your impending doo- I mean, your one way ticket to Slumberland! Dr. Van Neuter: Cute little werewolfie! Claudia: Shoot and suffer the wrath of revealing your darkest...
  9. BeakerSqueedom

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Bunsen: Ready Phillip? Dr. Van Neuter: Lock and load! Bunsen: We'll use them for experimentation! Dr. Van Neuter: Lobotomy, here I come! Bunsen: I'm tickled pink at the thought! hohoho! Dr. Van Neuter: Totally! Beaker: *Runs after the two* --- Claudia: Wait! Don't shoot! GUYS...
  10. BeakerSqueedom

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Claudia: *Stumbles back at WereAlex* Bunsen: Claudia, get up or Sam will shoot her! Claudia: *Paralyzed* Beaker: MEEEP! *Shakes* Bunsen: I'll fetch the tranquilizers off of Phillips desk! Van Neuter: Good idea! Claudia: Noo! Guys! PLEASE! *Tackles them to the ground* Beaker...
  11. BeakerSqueedom

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Claudia: Michael, my baby calls to me! Bunsen: No, please, don't allow yourself to be distracted! Claudia: Bunnie, my baby needs me! Bunsen: No, homework needs you. Claudia: *Gets into her red leather jacket, black high-water pants, puffy socks, and penny loafers* Aaow! Its close to...
  12. BeakerSqueedom

    I have something very important to say

    Marty, I dun have an Adam's apple. LOL! Girls don't have them. XD *Touches neck* O_o no lump. LOL! Hey, why do I feel like barfing? XD
  13. BeakerSqueedom

    For Richard or Poorer

    O_O Eddie, I love you. I GOT SO GIGGLY! LOL! I'm SUCH a girly girl. X3 Very smexy de Claudia thinks. Aside from that, I thought you had such a neat way of expressing things. I thrid everyone's comments. *Redder than a chilipepper* XD HEEEHEEEHEEE! EDIT: Haven't forgotten my...
  14. BeakerSqueedom

    Reflections in Foam

    Java..I'm speechless. This was so cute, funny, and so entertaining! XD AWWW! I MISSED YOU JAVIE! *Goes to read Eddie's story*
  15. BeakerSqueedom

    Kermie's Girl (ushy-gushy fanfic)

    ;_; AWW! A song? Can't wait for you to post it up in the fic! :D *Waits too*
  16. BeakerSqueedom

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    --- Bunsen: What'll we say to the authorities? I've certainly not a clue! We'll be questioned for Claudia's disappearance! I can't utter a word without a sob! I'm devastated! Dr. Van Neuter: If only you'd stop experimenting on her! She wouldn't have ran off with that fudge! Honeydew, you've...
  17. BeakerSqueedom

    Muppet Made-ups

    Prawnie, those look like actual muppets! I SWEAR! :D I love their names! Thank you Porky. I know I said I'd update and stuff but--stuff have been killin' me latley. Especially things at home that has nothing to do with me at all but...my parents. I'm not taking it all too happy sunshiney. XD
  18. BeakerSqueedom

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Beaker: *Hugs Richard back just as affectionatley and pats him on the back* Meepbetter! *To Scooter* Bunsen: I'm not always testing on people. Hmph. Come along Beaker. Thank you and I hope you are feeling better, Scooter. *Smiles* Dr. Van Neuter: Feel better kid! Your roomies are like uber...
  19. BeakerSqueedom

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Claudia: Omniscient are we? *Giggles and gets the bag happily before feeding the bat a recently dead bug from one of Bunsen's jar--The juciest one yet* Thank you Eddie! *Nibbles on a sweet and gets some milk* FUDGE N' MILK NIGHT FER MEEEEEE! *Locks the door, turns off the light, and...
  20. BeakerSqueedom

    Do Folks Do This To You..?

    I know that feeling. My mother always scolds me for looking into this Muppet site or even looking into a Jim Henson production. "What else you gonna buy Claudia? Muppets in the toilet, Muppets in the kitchen, Muppets in planet mars?" "Claudia, you're a young adult in college. Grow up, buy...
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