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*suddenly in Vibs' body* Holy Hariett Tubman!! Why do I have such short stubby legs and have the urge to go to the bathroom in my pants??

Ooh yes, let's do Liza! I'll strap down the annoying pink one and you get the other half shaved cat thing.

*starts chewing* Man, the cooking here gets better and better now that Mrs. Moppet's back...*opens eyes and spits shoe out* Uh...Hey Liza...It's not what it looks like...Er...Or maybe it is...I'm not really sure what it looks like...

*still fainted and dreaming of Mairin and Jack flushing Vibs down a toilet*

*meanwhile underneath Aunt DanDan's blue lips* *Jack kicks hard* AHHHHH!!!!! *spits* I...just...And DanDan...She...he...it...And...the...the...tongue!!! *faints right under Vibs*

*Jack gets up to leave and bumps into DanDan who drops the banana making Jack slip on it and making even more noise* I'm walking/slipping right into this aren't I...

*Jack walks upstairs and when he gets next to the twin's room he trips and falls and makes lots of loud noise* Oh no...I really hope that didn't wake the Vibs demon...

Speaking of change...*makes sure Father's gone* Um, Mrs. M. I promise that I've never ever stolen from your change purse, and I know that you know that I'm a thief and I hope you won't stab me or gulley me with that very pointy sword. *smiles*

*waking up* Oh thank you Mairin, I kn-EW!! DanDan!! *pushes DanDan off and runs behind Mother*

*gulps* Uh, you know what else is alot sharper...That knife the cute little thing in the high-chair has...So I'll just back away slowly...*backs away slowly* *to self* Sheesh every woman in my life turns against me...Jana thing, Mrs. Moppet, Grandma, Vibs, even the penguins have desserted me...

*chewing* Forget what? ...Wait...Who are you again? And who's the half-shaved cat thing in the high-chair?

Hmm, having this new baby around may not be so bad after all! It gives someone to distract DanDan's stomach from me! *grabs piece of toasted chicken unknowingly* Man this is good stuff Mrs. M! I love blackened breakfast!

Oh, I'm sorry Mrs. Crabby-Pants Moppet...LIZA!! WE NEED SOMEONE TO MAKE AN EDIBLE BREAKFAST HERE!!! ...Wait...Edible and Liza cannot be used in the same sentence together...

*Jack walks down the stairs* Ah! DanDan!! *runs back upstairs* *runs back down with pit helmet and crowbar* Stay back you...you...You thing!! *notices Mother* Hey Bo, it's good to have your wife back and all...But if she's staying? And if so is she making breakfast?

Me: YAHOO!!! That was soooooo awesome!!! Oh my graciousness it was amazing!! Wow wow wow!! Jack: Meh, it wasn't that great... Me: You're lying, I see it in your eyes. Jack: *closes eyes* Ha! Now you can't! *gets up to leave and crases into a table* Me: Good grief...*grabs punch and cake*...

Me: Thanks Ed. That's alot of help. And can Ambro talk? Ambro: *bites Ryan's ankle* Me: OW!!

Me: Oh sure Count! Not that I've ever seen Labyrinth...But I can ad-lib it! Ludo: Will that hurt? Me: No of course not. Ludo: Good, cause I'll just sit on you.

Me: So Gonzo, what'd you think of the fireworks I took you to last night? Gonzo: They were ok. Me: Just ok?? Gonzo: Yeah, they wouldn't let me climb on one and be fired into the sky!! Me: Oh Gonzo, you know how lawsuits work... Gonzo: Good point. And Rizzo's busy and prolly couldn't be...

Whoa!! Kyle! This story is awesome so far! Poor poor Mairin though... Can't wait for the rest!! :excited:

Aw man! I missed her! Have a great trip Nyssa! Can't wait to see ya when you get back!! :)