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*helps taxi driver up* Oh...Sorry man. I'm just deathly allergic to police. And I wasn't...er...torturing the kid...I was...Um...Performing CPR! By kicking him! Yup! CPR!

*sneaks in the window* *looks around and takes Scooter doll and replaces with Wembely doll* MWoO ha ha ha! The SWAEHB's have struck again!

AUTHORITIES?!?! No!! *tackles taxi driver* There, not only are you down...But I protected my police alergy for another day.

Me: *in taxi in the middle of nowhere* ...Oscar, why aren't we at Everybody Eats yet? It's right across the street! Oscar: Hey sorry crabby, I had to make a few detours, now open your door! Me: Oh good, we're finally there. *opens door and penguins walk in* Oscar: Heh, I never said that...

*throws ball to Taxi Driver* Here you go weirdo! *Taxi Driver makes touchdown* Darn, oh well, it's our turn to kick off penguin boy. *kicks Viq to the fifty yard line*

*stares at the taxi driver*...I have to say...LET'S PLAY SOME FOOTBALL! *grabs live pig and Viq and goes to football field*

Well...You see these people have a pig skin...And they throw it. Around...A field. ...I'm probably not the best person to ask.

Well...They shave...Wait, you have no hair...Uh...Well...They drink...Oh! And they play sports! We could go play a game of football! I bet you could get a hole in one!

*eyes chicken figure* Heh, yeah that is a nice chicken! I'd like to have her extra crispy! *is mauled by chicken figure*

*At pub with Viq drinking tall glasses of milk* Man, what a good idea this was...Penguin boy...*drinks milk**hiccups*

Me: CLIFF! CLIFF! CLIFF! Clifford: *sighs* What? Me: What? What? Cliff: No, this is the fourteenth time you've been back in the hour. It's just what. Me: Oh...Well, uh anyway, how are you and Skeeter doing? Cliff: Fine...Why? Me: No reason bye! *runs out* *from the hallway*OSCAR! GET...

:excited: Oh Ed, lovely! I loved it! Great to see Uncle D. and Auntie E.! Can't wait for more!

Oh! Oh wow! I hug it and squeeze it! Love it!! *hugs it*

Yes, Leyla, you should have the baffled-est of the shifftiest...Baffled...Eyes...Erm...Yeah

Um...This post is to bump the thread and has no further purpose...I swear...*shifty eyes*

Me: UNCLE D.! UNCLE D.! UNCLE D.! Uncle D.: What? What? What? Me: I need to know when you died! Right now! Uncle D.: ...Why? And...Why are you so sweaty? Me: *breathing deeply* I ran all the way here from Everybody Eats...With Lisa...Now please, just tell me when you died...Before or...

Hi there SWAEHBers...:p Anyway, I went to my local Target today and purchased myself a Wembely Fraggle plush! And you know who performs Wembely? STEVE! Duh! Oh and Wembely is so awesome! I hug him so much (which I can actually do now since I have the plush!) *hugs Wembely*

Ooh ooh ooh!! *jumps up and down* Piggy! Gonzo!! CONNECTION!!! SQUEEEEE!!! LOVE IT!

Woooo!! LOVE IT!! Java this is phenomanal! Keep it up!

SHARKS?! Where?! ...Oh, you meant...Oh...Anyway, yes, very good man-like attitude. But you'll need me to get you into the pub...So, *hops in taxi with Viq in arms* To the pub janitor/taxi driving man!