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Hokay, lemme 'splain...Yes the prisoners are chained to the back wall, but if you remember in an earlier chapter, Exod ripped Flanzgo off the wall, along with her chains, so Flanzgo still had the chains attatched to her. Oh...And btw...It's spelled Onzgo, not Oznog...It's not supposed to be...

*squeals!!!!!!!!!!* LISA LISA LISA!!!!!!! GONZO!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOSH!!!!! THAT WAS OHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That was so...And the Muppeteers!! And OH!!!!!!! I LOVE IT SO MUCH!!!!!!! You rock!!! (((((((HUGS)))))))

Random person: Hey there, are you Beauregard? I've got this written warrent from the writer of this story sayin' that he can't give you a written warrent. Well he can, see he just did, but he can't give you a written warrent that you requested, see you didn't request this warrent.

Jack: *gulps* SAVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *grabs onto Mrs. M. Senior for dear life*

Jack: *about to be hit by car* AHHHHHHHH!!! MRS. MOPPET SENIOR I LOVE YOU! I'VE ALWAYS LOVED YOU! NOT MY LOVELY BOARD! YOU YOU YOU!!!

Me: *heads down stairs* Hey Matt! We're here! Ready to go? We are!

Jack: *to self* Yes! *To Mrs. Moppet Senior* YES! Yes, I'm married, my lovely board, we had our honeymoon at WOODrow Wilson's cabin...Yup, I do love my Splinterette...And our three children, Bark, Twiggy and Leave.

Me: *calls back Matt* Sure Matt, let's just go before Beau finishes reading! I'll be down soon! *hangs up* Hey guys, Matt wants to take us out to eat with the Dr. Teeth, Lips and Animal, let's go! Gonzo: Yay! Let's go! Camilla: Bawk byuck bawk bagawk! Clifford: No, none of us'll order...

Jack: ...Well if there is a place like that...I've never been here...Now come on before you tell the world that I'm an crime lord! I mean...Before you tell the world...I...am married to a board...Um...Yeah...

Me: *wipes brow* Phew...The squealing's over... UD: Hey Ryan, just dropped by the reading library and Beau's reading your story! Me: Oh great...*plugs ears again*

Jack: *squirms face around* ...Mrs. M. ...Whadaya say we head down to Diana's...They have sleeping pills there...

Jack: *stares at Mrs. M. Senior* ...Excuse me...I just threw up in my mouth...And me? Listen to THAT? Som Guye? Me Jack Bandit, listen to HIM?! ...Ok...

Jack: Ok fine, if you want me to do it legally, I'll go find that Grey kid. She's pretty...And funny...And ALOT nicer than that shovel stealer over there...

Floyd: Hey hey countin' dude, nice job. Gotta vote now though.

Jack: But...But...I CAN HAVE A GIRLFRIEND YOU KNOW! WATCH! VIIIIIIIIIIIBS!!!!

Me: *has fingers in ears* *shouting* HEY CLIFF, WHERE'D YA GO?? Cliff: WHAT?! Me: I SAID, WHERE ARE YOU! BUT I CAN SEE YOU NOW! Cliff: WHAT?! Me: OH NEVERMIND! LISA STOP SQUEALING OVER MY LAST CHAPTER!!! Cliff: WHAT?!

Jack: *falls to knees* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *cries* How...How could you...*cries* I am so...So...SINGLE!! WAHHH!!

Chapter 17 "Kermit!" Uncle Deadly reached his clawed blue hand towards the fire. "PATIENCE DEADLY, PATIENCE," Death placed a bony hand onto Uncle Deadly’s shoulder. "THIS IS NOT OVER YET." Uncle Deadly turned his blue head grimacing at Death. "Not over? They have fallen Death! We must go...

Well it costs at least one fan-fic chapter a day... More coming now! (The educational system is behaving today) Oh, and uh...This one gets kinda intense...So...Teddies...Yeah...

Jack: *mouth hanging open* But...You're not gonna...And you're...Without even...*blink blink* Well fine! I guess I can find another girlfriend! *walks off* ... *runs back* Ok, I lied, I CAN'T find another girlfriend, DON'T LEAVE ME MAIRIN!!