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I thought it might be fun, given the season, to have a forum just to talk about ALL the different muppet Christmas shows and music. Here are some of my favoriate things! I look forward to hearing your favorites. Muppet Christmas Carol I should probably admit right up front that I am a...

A great little spot Piggy sat on a log next to Kermit and tried to keep smiling. Everywhere she looked, there were frogs. Little frogs and big frogs, smiling frogs and frogs deep in discussion about world affairs or the latest in pond scum. Frogs barely more than tadpoles frolicked nearby...

Kermit was already on the phone when Piggy woke up. She yawned and stretched luxuriously, humming a little to herself in contentment. Waking up next to Kermit every day had been one of the best things that married life had brought, but waking up to hear his voice in the next room wasn’t too...

Once again, sorry I've been out--Shanghai'd by my life. Writing has gone on in my absence from here, however, and I'll be posting more soon.

More on the way--today or tomorrow!

Hey guys! Sorry I've been AWOL, but I'll be back soon with a new installment!

And you get extra points for kerfluffle.

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Headmistress Featheringill: (holding tightly to her sword in one hand and her wand in the other, alternately slashing and hexing the dreaded U-muns as she makes her way to the dungeons. Toady cowers behind her, at a distinct disadvantage because of his size.) You know, this is actually very...

All is quiet is the tower, but there is furtive whispering in the corner. “Are you sure this is the right tower?” “Of course.” There is an uncomfortable silence. “Okay—I think so. The note was very vague.” “So is Headmistress.” A shrug of acknowledgement. “Are we sure about the time?”...

I have to say that my favorite dish on this buffet is the supremely content and satisfied expression on Kermit's face. Surrounded by all his friends, an arm around his sulty missus, all seems right in this frog's world. As it should be. How nice to know that, regardless of the vagaries of...

Kermit: Did you bring the gifts, Fozzie? Fozzie: (momentarily panicked) Um… Catherine: I brought them. They’re on the gift table in the lobby. We’ll make sure they get delivered before the weekend is up. Kermit: Well, good. (Looks around in satisfaction.) This is a swell party. The...

Sponsors Today (Wednesday, October 25) was brought to you by the letter F. F spells words like fiction, fun, fellow fans, family, flippersteps, fancy feet, fur, furniture, Featheringill and, of course, frog. And by the number 7, just because I like that number. Nighty night!

Toady! Toady, is that you, dear? I--I need some help! Out in the hallway, Headmistress Featheringill assistant freezes in place, looking around for the source of the voice. He hears a muffled rattling and clanking from behind a closed door marked "AVOID." Toady: Headmistress...

<whispering to all dormies> All heckles will be gratefully received and incorporated into Fozzie's routine. Send them to Ruahnna's email (PM box gets too full too fast) until Saturday morning. Please identify yourself (screen name and real name, if you like), and then tell me the heckle and...

(Catherine and Fozzie take turns sticking thumbtacks (tacks shaped like little thumbs) into an announcement on orange typing paper.) Fozzie: These thumbtacks are kindof gross. Catherine: A little, but they're the only kind Uncle Deadly had. They do the job. (Fozzie pushes the last tack in...

(Catherine is lying on on recliner in a comatose manner. Fozzie, Kermit and Piggy are looking at her doubtfully.) Fozzie: Is she--is she still breathing? Kermit: (uncertainly) Um, yes. Yes, she is breathing but-- Piggy: Oh for heavens sake! (grabs Catherine's shoulders and shakes her)...

I got some of my information from Muppet Wiki. I assume it's reliable, but it's also a work in progress. Please (anyone) let me know if my source needs tweaking, or go tweak the source yourself! You can, you know, with Muppet Wiki. Lonny is the name of the young man who plays Ronnie, the...