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Jim Henson Idea Man
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Bert: *sitting on the couch along with everyone else watching TMS* So, how long did you say you guys were here?
Robin: Oh, we're staying til Tuesday! Maybe even Wednesday!
Ernie: Well I hope Bryan gets back by then, there sure is a lot more room.
Rowlf: You can say that again. Sharing a bed with...
Chapter 11
Thunderous applause and cheers roared through the landing bay as Gonzo descended the stairs. Onzgo, Zongo and Flanzgo moved forward through the cheering crowds. Onzgo laughed and quieted down the crowd. "My brother from Earth!" Onzgo said as he walked towards Gonzo.
Gonzo: Ah...
Jack: *still on the galloping moose* I really am hungry T.M.!
Tellemichus: And now I'm a trademark?
Jack: *shrug* Sure, if this show ever gets off the ground, maybe you will be.
Tellemichus: QUIET! You're breaking the illusion!!
Jack: You know Tellemichus, I'm growing hungry...
Tellemichus: Better than growing up I say! I try to remain a kid forever!
Jack: I used to think that way, but then I realized I couldn't get a car seat on a moose...
Tellemichus: Heh, you're gonna wish you could, just wait til we get to the...
Jack: *STILL on the moose* Hey, was that Mr. Cole?!
Tellemichus: I dunno, I just got here.
Jack: Well turn around! We'll go find out!
Tellemichus: I can't.
Jack: What?
Tellemichus: I can't turn around. ONce you give a moose like me directions, he can't be turned around until we reach...
Surely! I'll send the MP3 to you too, just get me an e-mail address to send it to.
And if it's not too much trouble, could I get Frank Sinatra's version? You can send it to ryguy10390@hotmail.com. Thanks! :)
OOH!! I LOVE them muppetwriter!! Totally cool! I'd love to see more! And I think the web comic idea is phenominal!
Snowths: Doo do doo do doo!
D'Snowth will you PLEASE rangle your relatives??
Jack: *riding off on Tellemichus* Hey, Moose, do you know where we're going??
Tellemichus: I thought YOU did!
Jack: ...We're doomed...
Tellemichus: Not yet, once I jump off the Grand Canyon, then we're doomed.
Jack: Oh, right, yes.
Jack: *blink blink* Oh great now I have to go to Magic School...How the hey am I supposed to get there...Hmm...AH HA! I've got it!! *pulls out whistle and blows* *Tellemichus the Moose gallps up the driveway*
Tellemichus: Ahoy Jack! Need a ride?
Jack: Yes moose man I do. now, off to the...
Jack: *is slapped* AH! Yes! Good okay! Let's get started, where are we going, who's going with us, when are we going, why does a chicken? I don't know why! ...Anyway, should I call Mrs. Jones or not?
Jack: *pops in* *looks around* Um, I saw Mr. Moppet earlier...In a van...With his evil as sin mother...Oh man I hope she didn't hear that...Oh, and if you're needing muscle and brute force I'm your man. And Mrs. Jones can always come in and be your woman...Oh wait, she's Don Canolli's...
Isn't that what life does? Get in the way...Ah, that reminds me of a motto I just made up: "If life takes over every day, it gets in the way." Or something like that...:crazy:
P.S. Beau, next time I talk to you on MSN we need to talk about a certain giving-of-fake-torture-lines to a certain...
Rowlf: *sitting at the table drinking coffee and reading the paper* Hey there Ry, shouldn't you be off to school? ...About an hour ago?
Me: Heh, not today Rowlf. Or Monday for that matter. Yup, got a four day weekend and I plan on exploiting it at every chance I get.
Rowlf: Why am I not...
Chapter 10
Flames erupted from the windows of a C.O.V.N.E.T. office building.
Me: Flames! Wheeee!
Gonzo: You sound like me.
Inside a rocket was perched on its side in the middle of the room with all the desks and office supplies pushed to the edges of the room.
Me: Ah ha! The third...
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