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Chapter 59: Ho Ho Ho and a Bottle of Ink Kermit looked out at the sea of face uncertainly, wondering if he’d explained Scooter’s hard work adequately. “So the long and the, um, short of it is that we expect him to show up again tonight.” The assembled cast and crew rippled with excitement...

Chapter 27: Home Again, Home Again, Jiggety-Jig They stood on the threshold of the huge Spanish-style house and looked at each other. It was much too big for them, and still so new that it hardly felt like home, but what did feel like home to Piggy was to stand here, with Kermit’s arms around...

Chapter 26: Somewhat Blue “I can’t believe it’s time for you to go back,” said Jane. She bustled about, fussing unnecessarily. Jane was easily the most unflappable frog that Piggy knew, but she also knew from recent experience that when Jane fussed it was only to cover for some other...

You little mind-reader, you! The next chapter is "Somewhat Blue," which is, indeed, a play on the phrase "Something Blue." The complete rhyme is: Something old, something new Something borrowed, something blue And a silver sixpence in her shoe. And these, of course, are all...

Ru: (Rather disheveled, rushing onto the stage) Oh! I'm late--I'm so sorry I'm late! But I'm here! I'm here and I'm so happy for the Kissy-kissy award! (Wiggles fingers at Kermit, who blushes and waves back, and blows kisses to Miss Piggy, who is preening for reporters and ignoring her.) I...

Ru: (in hoarse stage whisper from under her seat, where she is hiding) Would it be possible for the posts that announce the award to be titled with the name of the award? I'm having trouble telling which award is being awarded, because the name is sometimes buried in the description...

Ru: (Slides into seat breathlessly and more than a little disheveled. Gives Piggy a disgruntled look.) Way to leave me out in the cold, roomie. When did the awards start? Piggy: (tossing golden hair over her shoulder) Moi was fashionably late. Besides, you were talking to those nice men in...

Chapter 25: Author of Mischief Lovingly dedicated to Toga in particular, and to all the other mischief-makers here at MC. May our tales never fall off, and may our mischief never cease! Ru/Catherine The water was quiet and still. Still waters run deep, don’t they? At least, that’s...

Nice to be so. Working frantically to catch up! Happy Valentine's Day! (And may the new year bring as much frog-pig happiness as it can contain!)

The real ending Gonzo had redeemed himself with hard work and self-abasement, and Camilla had finally consented to be presented with the box of chocolate-covered corn and mealworms. Gonzo related same to Rizzo when he and Camilla returned after a nice, romantic trip through several carwashes...

The (real) end of the story (Arghh! Like the rest of muppetdom, I'm being plagued with computer problems. I DID run a spell check and attempt to correct my wayward grammar and rampant irregularies in style (not in characters!) before I posted, but apparently they did not take! Also, I...

Piggy sat up in bed and decided it was a very bad idea. Stupid cold. She sank back down onto the pillows and let the eiderdown comforter drift over her like a snow bank. Sitting up had made her head hurt, but lying down made her throat hurt. She assumed that her stopped-up ears and eustacian...

Jumping in with a two-parter! What song was song by Miss Piggy and two different female co-stars--one on The Muppet Show and one on Muppets Tonight? (No fair looking on muppet wiki!)

Hey Sweetie--I know sometimes we assume our support goes without saying--but it shouldn't! I put you and your family on our prayer list when I heard the news, and I am thinking of you while you are far from them. Please take extra care of yourself during this stressful time. I'm glad to...

Catherine: (touching her lips) Well, that was a pretty satisfying New Year's. I haven't used my pucker so much since (eyes Fozzie), um, since, er, last year. Piggy: (sighing and rolling her eyes) Amateur. Kermit: Piggy! (rubbing his neck gingerly) I think you sprained my neck. Piggy...

Muppety Songs from the Las Vegas Show! OMGosh! Since I am technology-deficient (not quite as bad as Kermit) and since Ed is such a darling, I can share with you two of the songs that have played in my head during the writing of this story and show. He has sent me the MP3 files, which I will...

Chapter 24: Something Borrowed Piggy had made an entrance pretty much every night she’d been there, and had also, with alarming frequency, made a spectacle of herself. Still, nothing she had done to date had garnered more sheer astonishment than her arrival that night. The newest The Frogs...

Chapter 58: A Hot Time in the Old Town Tonight Sometimes that grass doesn’t just look greener. Sometimes things are really better on the other side of the fence. After his hasty and somewhat panicked flight back to the relative safety of his hotel room, Scribbler had once again found his...

(Aw--thanks, honey. I'm glad you enjoyed it.)

Was there a soundtrack produced for IAVMMC? I think "Everyone matters" that starts with Gonzo singing about his miserable Christmas is one of the best, most heartfelt Christmas song to come out in YEARS. If not, is there a place to get that song?