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Please, the lizard is DEAD by now...:halo:

OH IT'S FOZZIE!!! AND PICTURES!!! AND SESAME STREET!!!! (That part ROCKED!) AND FOOOOOOOOOOOZZIE!!! I need to know about this woman he has and why he is SO much like me when it comes to them! So, in essence, MORE PLEASE!!!

The lizard you kept in your diaper as a baby? Yeah, I told her about that.

The black bag you threw out with my black book... EDIT: And we talk enough as it is thank you son.

*grabs head* ...DID YOU JUST WHACK ME IN THE HEAD WITH A FRYING PAN?! Well that's great Lisa, just great. NOW how will we cook the prime rib?

Who's feeling rejected? Granny Leyla? Well I should hope not. She has her drinks after all, and her two loving children in Lisa and I. Speaking of which Fran, where'd our son hop off to? I'd like to yell at something...

Thank you o' wife/fiance/other half/sister of mine. Oh, and son, don't you dare call the FBI, if they find out about our family tree we're all up the Nile without the Crocodile Hunter.

PLEASE don't hit me upside the head with any kitchen-utensil-shaped utensil. You can hit Beau, but only if it knocks him out.

You and your apetite! Didn't you just eat like, two days ago? Sheesh, what do you think? That I have money coming out my- Mm, I smell prime rib!

Oh, so that's why it got deleted... Those cardboard cut outs of Britanny Spears can be SO vulgar...

I think I may be waiting longer than that. Your mother has a frying pan...

You are NOT going to be Irish young man! You know what happens to Irishes don't you? They get kissed because they're Irish! You are WAY too young for a relationship. Me on the other hand... Oh Liiiiiisa!

Why are we flashing back in this thread? Isn't there a thread specifically designated for flashing back? *blink* I dunno. :p

Don't talk too long, I'm not paying for your phone bill either...*eats pork rinds*

Now the creepy neighbor kid is chanting something...Creepy! Lisa hon, deal with it would you? There's a game on.

Lisa dear, while you're up, would you get me a soda? Thanks, you're a doll. Oh, and what's for dinner? Hope it's your prime rib, mm-mm you cook well. Oh, and keep that Super Scooter boy out of our house. He's a bad influence on our little Beau Beau. I'll be in my chair if you need me. Oh, and do...

I am NOT paying for therapy! Look at your mother and I! We never had therapy and we turned out perfectly insane.

...Um... Lisa, honey, hi. How was work? Um... You see about the Beau thing... I can explain, honestly. It was dark, I was young, and there were muffins Lisa! Thousands and thousands of muffins! OH! And a devious cue card carrying penguin! *Zany runs in carrying cue card* Zany: Well I'd...

No you CANNOT hum words young man! Not until you've studied your history! Or you'll go to bed without supper!! Hmm, speaking of which, I'm hungry. Think I'll make some muffins.

I wasn't there, and I remember it like it was yesterday...